UNBALANCED TOYS

SON, YOU'VE BEEN BAD...
... and, so, you're going to have to ride this square-wheeled tricycle for
2 weeks. without a seat. so, quit your whining and get to it, you shit.
naw, I'm just kiddin'... but, whomever took this classic photograph isn't.
poor kid. what's that you say? oh. well, we're here for a couple of reasons.
I've been doing the Big Blog for a year & 1/2, and really like doing it. in
fact, at one point, I tried to pare it down to save me time, calling it the
Sunday Drive. the new format worked, but I soon reverted back to form
(subconsciously), and, so, it is what it is. it's the Sunday Big Blog. yup.
with the new transparent, 3-column template (which I really like), I was
looking for ways to save bandwidth, so's it doesn't take forever to load.
welcome to the new home of the Big Blog, http://9961sbb.blogspot.com -
- I already like having a little more room to post. wanna see some more
fucked-up toys? come on... let's take a ride. without the square wheel...




here's the new "Urban Companion Shoot-Around PlaySet".
it's sure to rile up your little hoopster. birdshit not included.




here's Cyber-Legend CJ Sorg demonstrating a cool toy guitar,
but, I don't know why. he's got a few real ones and stuff...




I found this monstrosity of a toy whilst surfing the internet.
looks like a giant mechanical spider. ages 5 and up only, please.




check out the new Mattel Rocket Board. based on a
U.S. Navy design, use near open water. or else.




this doll has been disemboweled by the
looks of it. fun, fun, fun for little Missy...




... and, fun for little Junior, the Jason Voorhies action set!
you could disembowel a whole lot of stuff with this guy.




Strip Joint Slut Barbie. yup, she's as sleazy as they come,
and, just dying to rip her clothes off in a public place...




... and, speaking of ripping off clothes, check out the new
Saddam/Bin-Laden action figurines starter set.




this one's classic... squeeze the chicken,
and it shits out an intestine. yup. click to enrage.




here's my own personal favorite, "Laundry Girl". she can be
posed in any position, doesn't talk back, is self-cleaning, and
retails out at $99.95/hr. definately for Dad, not for Junior.

see ya next week...

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