SUNDAY BIG BLOG
this is one of the most blatant lies I have ever witnessed. this is NOT a whole fucking chicken. they've (whole chickens, that is) got heads and feet and eyeballs and feathers and shit like that. and, to boot, in an extremely oxymoronic statement, they aver that parts of the giblets may be missing......once again, there is little truth in advertising these days. I guess the next time I go to the store I should take my glasses. and I was after the beak............dammit!
today I will give you a little tour of my new apartment. this is the place I just moved into, and, as you'll see from some of the photos, I'm not quite done with everything yet........but I'm not going to let petty details stop me today, not when I'm posting my first "SUNDAY BIG BLOG".......just HOW BIG, you ask? how the hell should I know? ....... look - - I'm just a dirty-kneed roofer who happens to have some I.T. skills.....so, anyway, on with the tour.......
the first picture is part of the living room - or maybe I should call it the "looks good all the time" room, because I don't spend any 
time in there. I'm always either in the kitchen, office or bedroom - which also happens to be my music studio. the next photo on the right is of the entertainment capital of the world...NO, IT'S NOT MIAMI BEACH.....(how 'bout THAT stab from the past?)....it's the other side of my living room, which is home to my bar, where I like to entertain on the occasion of
guests stopping by. if you click on the photo to enlarge it, you may see some of my collection of heads. then comes a shot of 
my Pavillion, the weapon of choice in my arsenal. click to enlarge, and you'll see I carefully elected to display an image of a TAMPOON BOAT, just for the occasion of this photo. on the right is a look at my desk.....work, blog, surf, more work, more blog....well you get the picture (literally, I hope). next photo on the left is part of the bedroom/studio. I am just now 
completing the rewiring and modififying the signal and power feeds in my racks, which you can see in the photo on the right. if 
you take a closer look, you can see that this type of case is close to ideal for use as a restraining enclosure for dwarves, or even Oompa-Loompas. by the way, does anybody know the difference between a midget and a dwarf? you know what? nevermind, because i really just don't care about the vertically-challenged. i mean, next thing you know, they're going to organize, and once that happens they're going to want shorter doors, special cars, clothes that don't come from Kids-R-Us.........I guess what I'm trying to say is that they'll want to be treated like real people, when in actuality they don't deserve it. hey, if God had wanted them to be equal, He would not have them be the butt of my jokes today, you get it? we've got to keep those rotten Munchkins in their place.........
so there you have it, a bona-fide 50-cent tour of the new digs - - and that'll wrap up my first "SUNDAY BIG BLOG". oh, and by the way...... if any of you so-called little-people out there don't like me, you can just kiss my ass.................hell, you're short enough anyway.........bastards......
this is one of the most blatant lies I have ever witnessed. this is NOT a whole fucking chicken. they've (whole chickens, that is) got heads and feet and eyeballs and feathers and shit like that. and, to boot, in an extremely oxymoronic statement, they aver that parts of the giblets may be missing......once again, there is little truth in advertising these days. I guess the next time I go to the store I should take my glasses. and I was after the beak............dammit!
today I will give you a little tour of my new apartment. this is the place I just moved into, and, as you'll see from some of the photos, I'm not quite done with everything yet........but I'm not going to let petty details stop me today, not when I'm posting my first "SUNDAY BIG BLOG".......just HOW BIG, you ask? how the hell should I know? ....... look - - I'm just a dirty-kneed roofer who happens to have some I.T. skills.....so, anyway, on with the tour.......the first picture is part of the living room - or maybe I should call it the "looks good all the time" room, because I don't spend any time in there. I'm always either in the kitchen, office or bedroom - which also happens to be my music studio. the next photo on the right is of the entertainment capital of the world...NO, IT'S NOT MIAMI BEACH.....(how 'bout THAT stab from the past?)....it's the other side of my living room, which is home to my bar, where I like to entertain on the occasion of guests stopping by. if you click on the photo to enlarge it, you may see some of my collection of heads. then comes a shot of my Pavillion, the weapon of choice in my arsenal. click to enlarge, and you'll see I carefully elected to display an image of a TAMPOON BOAT, just for the occasion of this photo. on the right is a look at my desk.....work, blog, surf, more work, more blog....well you get the picture (literally, I hope). next photo on the left is part of the bedroom/studio. I am just now completing the rewiring and modififying the signal and power feeds in my racks, which you can see in the photo on the right. if you take a closer look, you can see that this type of case is close to ideal for use as a restraining enclosure for dwarves, or even Oompa-Loompas. by the way, does anybody know the difference between a midget and a dwarf? you know what? nevermind, because i really just don't care about the vertically-challenged. i mean, next thing you know, they're going to organize, and once that happens they're going to want shorter doors, special cars, clothes that don't come from Kids-R-Us.........I guess what I'm trying to say is that they'll want to be treated like real people, when in actuality they don't deserve it. hey, if God had wanted them to be equal, He would not have them be the butt of my jokes today, you get it? we've got to keep those rotten Munchkins in their place.........so there you have it, a bona-fide 50-cent tour of the new digs - - and that'll wrap up my first "SUNDAY BIG BLOG". oh, and by the way...... if any of you so-called little-people out there don't like me, you can just kiss my ass.................hell, you're short enough anyway.........bastards......
this is one of the most blatant lies I have ever witnessed. this is NOT a whole fucking chicken. they've (whole chickens, that is) got heads and feet and eyeballs and feathers and shit like that. and, to boot, in an extremely oxymoronic statement, they aver that parts of the giblets may be missing......once again, there is little truth in advertising these days. I guess the next time I go to the store I should take my glasses. and I was after the beak............dammit!today I will give you a little tour of my new apartment. this is the place I just moved into, and, as you'll see from some of the photos, I'm not quite done with everything yet........but I'm not going to let petty details stop me today, not when I'm posting my first "SUNDAY BIG BLOG".......just HOW BIG, you ask? how the hell should I know? ....... look - - I'm just a dirty-kneed roofer who happens to have some I.T. skills.....so, anyway, on with the tour.......
the first picture is part of the living room - or maybe I should call it the "looks good all the time" room, because I don't spend any time in there. I'm always either in the kitchen, office or bedroom - which also happens to be my music studio. the next photo on the right is of the entertainment capital of the world...NO, IT'S NOT MIAMI BEACH.....(how 'bout THAT stab from the past?)....it's the other side of my living room, which is home to my bar, where I like to entertain on the occasion of guests stopping by. if you click on the photo to enlarge it, you may see some of my collection of heads. then comes a shot of my Pavillion, the weapon of choice in my arsenal. click to enlarge, and you'll see I carefully elected to display an image of a TAMPOON BOAT, just for the occasion of this photo. on the right is a look at my desk.....work, blog, surf, more work, more blog....well you get the picture (literally, I hope). next photo on the left is part of the bedroom/studio. I am just now completing the rewiring and modififying the signal and power feeds in my racks, which you can see in the photo on the right. if you take a closer look, you can see that this type of case is close to ideal for use as a restraining enclosure for dwarves, or even Oompa-Loompas. by the way, does anybody know the difference between a midget and a dwarf? you know what? nevermind, because i really just don't care about the vertically-challenged. i mean, next thing you know, they're going to organize, and once that happens they're going to want shorter doors, special cars, clothes that don't come from Kids-R-Us.........I guess what I'm trying to say is that they'll want to be treated like real people, when in actuality they don't deserve it. hey, if God had wanted them to be equal, He would not have them be the butt of my jokes today, you get it? we've got to keep those rotten Munchkins in their place.........so there you have it, a bona-fide 50-cent tour of the new digs - - and that'll wrap up my first "SUNDAY BIG BLOG". oh, and by the way...... if any of you so-called little-people out there don't like me, you can just kiss my ass.................hell, you're short enough anyway.........bastards......
time in there. I'm always either in the kitchen, office or bedroom - which also happens to be my music studio. the next photo on the right is of the entertainment capital of the world...NO, IT'S NOT MIAMI BEACH.....(how 'bout THAT stab from the past?)....it's the other side of my living room, which is home to my bar, where I like to entertain on the occasion of
guests stopping by. if you click on the photo to enlarge it, you may see some of my collection of heads. then comes a shot of 
my Pavillion, the weapon of choice in my arsenal. click to enlarge, and you'll see I carefully elected to display an image of a TAMPOON BOAT, just for the occasion of this photo. on the right is a look at my desk.....work, blog, surf, more work, more blog....well you get the picture (literally, I hope). next photo on the left is part of the bedroom/studio. I am just now 
completing the rewiring and modififying the signal and power feeds in my racks, which you can see in the photo on the right. if 
you take a closer look, you can see that this type of case is close to ideal for use as a restraining enclosure for dwarves, or even Oompa-Loompas. by the way, does anybody know the difference between a midget and a dwarf? you know what? nevermind, because i really just don't care about the vertically-challenged. i mean, next thing you know, they're going to organize, and once that happens they're going to want shorter doors, special cars, clothes that don't come from Kids-R-Us.........I guess what I'm trying to say is that they'll want to be treated like real people, when in actuality they don't deserve it. hey, if God had wanted them to be equal, He would not have them be the butt of my jokes today, you get it? we've got to keep those rotten Munchkins in their place.........so there you have it, a bona-fide 50-cent tour of the new digs - - and that'll wrap up my first "SUNDAY BIG BLOG". oh, and by the way...... if any of you so-called little-people out there don't like me, you can just kiss my ass.................hell, you're short enough anyway.........bastards......
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