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Sunday, August 28, 2005

SCARY PICTURES


SCARY PICTURES

today I'm putting up some interesting images I've been saving as I've run across them over the last few months.... nothing here in the garden variety or in the mundane catagory.... these are downright freakish images, and some are even a little scary.

about 17 years ago, I worked at a hotel with some off-duty cops who moonlighted as security guards; one of them -- who I'll call "Tommy" (because that was his real name) -- was a detective for the local PD, and he brought in some police photos of a murder scene and the ensuing autopsy. of course, as a freelance gynocologist, I have some experience in such matters involving the human anatomy.... but even I was taken aback by the graphic brutality of pictures of people who had some or most of their brains blown out all over the living room and kitchen; not to mention the images of the victims' skulls skinned and sawed open for the autopsy (to this day I don't understand why that was needed, as the killer called the cops to notify them of his little temper tantrum -- that is he confessed).

these photos are not as bad as those, but they're close....


first up, here's a corpse on a couch....
all you necrophiliacs out there just relax.
I like to call this one "Abra Cadaver".



here he is, out from under the covers.
this was a public domain photo....
I'm not sure if it's real -- it kind of looks staged.
hey, it's fun, though, isn't it?



if that is an actual photo, he should have one of these....
forget about it, ladies.
Tiffany's doesn't sell this line of toe rings....





I really don't know what to make of this guy.
but then again, somebody already did.







this is a recent photo of MC Hammer.
once he lost those ridiculous genie pants, he was, once again,
just a struggling bowling alley DJ.
you can't touch this.



I believe this to be an actual photograph of a decomposing corpse.
if any of you know why he's smiling, please e-mail me....






and here's the Hollywood rendition of the same dude....



and speaking of Hollywood, I found this image of the Invisible Man.
he thinks his shit don't stink, but he's got it all wrong. invisible farts smell, too.



it seems Mr. Invisible had some invisible spicy food last night. here he is, running to his invisible outhouse because he's got a bad case of the invisible Hershey Squirts....

HERSHEY SQUIRTS


that's all this week. I have to admit that some of these photos caught me by surprise....



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