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Sunday, November 13, 2005

MIDGETS

MIDGETS
today, we'll check out some photos of the Little People. some are midgets, and some are dwarves, but I really don't know (or care) what the difference is. all I know is that they look evil, and have their own way of looking at life. anyone who's ever seen the movies "Bad Santa", "Under the Rainbow" or "Time Bandits" has had a peek at how screwy these tiny guys can be.
now, take the above image.
please.

this one's a bouncer at a club for Little People called "Shorty's". he shure looks tough to me.

and, here's a few of them, hanging around the club's gift shop. just wait 'til the one in the middle finds out what the other two have planned...

this is the band they booked for the night I was there. unbelievable.

these two have had way too much to drink. bad girls....

....and so has this guy. geez.

sometimes, they get a good job.
I did a post on this image before.

there's work for 'em in Hollywood, too. check out this still shot of the "Lollipop Guild"

OOMPA LOOMPAS
and, of course, what story on midgets would be complete without a picture of Oompa Loompas, those mixed up orange bastards from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"?
evil personnified.

and, at the end of the day, well, let's just say
I got even with 'em....

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