FROM HELL'S HEART
FROM HELL'S HEART, I STABBETH THEE
recently, I had a bunch of work pulled out from under me, due to a couple of bitches named Katrina and Rita. what I actually do for a living is pretty much specialized, so what to do? I'll tell you what....go to where they did a bunch of damage, and get more work! right back atcha, you rotten sluts!
so, here I am, back in the Sunshine State, back in my old stomping grounds. and, since I didn't have a web site when I left, today's BIG BLOG will be a photo tour of the tourist trap from whence I sprang, the Fort Myers area (or, for the great unwashed amongst you... Fort Misery). you'll see, this disgusting little piss-ant region of a quarter-million people is... well... a tourist trap. like the photo above, from the world's largest "Smell Factory". what olfactory offenses arise from this place is something one must experience in person. want more proof? here we go....
...ready, set, Hell!
(click any image to enlarge)
here's a look at some palm trees getting pushed around by
the weather. pretty nasty wind for January.... even for here.
more palms, with a Burger the Hut in the background.
Long Live the King.
this is the big mall here, named after Thomas Edison,
the guy who invented the shopping mall.
here's ol' Tommy playing pocket pool. his middle name
was "Alva", after an old breakfast cereal.
this is the food court at the Edison Mall, and, as you can see,
it's pretty low-rent. I recommend you don't eat here....
...but, if you do, inside the food court.... your table awaits.
looking south on MacGregor Boulevard from downtown.
right after I got this shot, I was accosted by crack addicts.
the Crab Shack is a little old place where we can get together. Crab Shack, Bay-Bee....
this is an Agave plant. this is good for making Tequilla and stuff.
as you can see from this photo, Florida is, indeed,
a full-service state!
wow. that's me at the Smell Factory, and I just got a whiff.... time to evacuate.
... and here's the evacuation route from downtown....
... the guy in that car is high on Crystal Meth.
more on Fort Misery next week.
last week's BIG BLOG
FROM HELL'S HEART, I STABBETH THEE
recently, I had a bunch of work pulled out from under me, due to a couple of bitches named Katrina and Rita. what I actually do for a living is pretty much specialized, so what to do? I'll tell you what....go to where they did a bunch of damage, and get more work! right back atcha, you rotten sluts!
so, here I am, back in the Sunshine State, back in my old stomping grounds. and, since I didn't have a web site when I left, today's BIG BLOG will be a photo tour of the tourist trap from whence I sprang, the Fort Myers area (or, for the great unwashed amongst you... Fort Misery). you'll see, this disgusting little piss-ant region of a quarter-million people is... well... a tourist trap. like the photo above, from the world's largest "Smell Factory". what olfactory offenses arise from this place is something one must experience in person. want more proof? here we go....
...ready, set, Hell!
(click any image to enlarge)
here's a look at some palm trees getting pushed around by
the weather. pretty nasty wind for January.... even for here.
more palms, with a Burger the Hut in the background.
Long Live the King.
this is the big mall here, named after Thomas Edison,
the guy who invented the shopping mall.
here's ol' Tommy playing pocket pool. his middle name
was "Alva", after an old breakfast cereal.
this is the food court at the Edison Mall, and, as you can see,
it's pretty low-rent. I recommend you don't eat here....
...but, if you do, inside the food court.... your table awaits.
looking south on MacGregor Boulevard from downtown.
right after I got this shot, I was accosted by crack addicts.
the Crab Shack is a little old place where we can get together. Crab Shack, Bay-Bee....
this is an Agave plant. this is good for making Tequilla and stuff.
as you can see from this photo, Florida is, indeed,
a full-service state!
wow. that's me at the Smell Factory, and I just got a whiff.... time to evacuate.
... and here's the evacuation route from downtown....
... the guy in that car is high on Crystal Meth.
more on Fort Misery next week.
last week's BIG BLOG
FROM HELL'S HEART, I STABBETH THEErecently, I had a bunch of work pulled out from under me, due to a couple of bitches named Katrina and Rita. what I actually do for a living is pretty much specialized, so what to do? I'll tell you what....go to where they did a bunch of damage, and get more work! right back atcha, you rotten sluts!
so, here I am, back in the Sunshine State, back in my old stomping grounds. and, since I didn't have a web site when I left, today's BIG BLOG will be a photo tour of the tourist trap from whence I sprang, the Fort Myers area (or, for the great unwashed amongst you... Fort Misery). you'll see, this disgusting little piss-ant region of a quarter-million people is... well... a tourist trap. like the photo above, from the world's largest "Smell Factory". what olfactory offenses arise from this place is something one must experience in person. want more proof? here we go....
...ready, set, Hell!
(click any image to enlarge)
here's a look at some palm trees getting pushed around by
the weather. pretty nasty wind for January.... even for here.
more palms, with a Burger the Hut in the background.
Long Live the King.
this is the big mall here, named after Thomas Edison,
the guy who invented the shopping mall.
here's ol' Tommy playing pocket pool. his middle name
was "Alva", after an old breakfast cereal.
this is the food court at the Edison Mall, and, as you can see,
it's pretty low-rent. I recommend you don't eat here....
...but, if you do, inside the food court.... your table awaits.
looking south on MacGregor Boulevard from downtown.
right after I got this shot, I was accosted by crack addicts.
the Crab Shack is a little old place where we can get together. Crab Shack, Bay-Bee....
this is an Agave plant. this is good for making Tequilla and stuff.
as you can see from this photo, Florida is, indeed,
a full-service state!
wow. that's me at the Smell Factory, and I just got a whiff.... time to evacuate.
... and here's the evacuation route from downtown....... the guy in that car is high on Crystal Meth.
more on Fort Misery next week.
last week's BIG BLOG
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