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Sunday, February 5, 2006

JUST ADD SHTEIN

wow. that's Comc-ASS-tic !
JUST ADD SHTEIN
this week, I've got a real treat for you... photo instructions on how to have more fun with shtein! what an image search this one has been... but, now, I'm ready to share. let's start with the image above, sent to me by my friend Donna (yawanna?), a swell view of a bunch of Comcast employees. boy, I sure hate those guys. it's only fitting that they lead the way in a Big Blog that's chock-full-O-shtein!
okay, cowboys & cowgirls... let's saddle up!


first up is this shit fest at the Hippo cage at the zoo in Madrid.
oh, those crazy Spaniards...

say hello to Ass-Face. you, too, can dress up like this
when you're getting ready to take a dump.
nose and glasses sold seperately.

this cat was constipated for a few days. then, he tried Bungee-Jumping. his biggest mistake was the case of Ex-Lax he took an hour earlier. his second biggest mistake was not bringing a change of clothes...

here's a hell of a shot of a Circus-goer, and she's attempting to obtain a cheap souvenir for the youngsters. said youngsters will kill this woman in her sleep later in life.

okay, so now we know.

check out this douchebag, trying to cop a cheap feel from poor old Fido, here..... while preparing to fire the primary weapon! silly rabbit, let a sleeping dog lie....

... and, speaking of firing the primary weapon, this nutty gal is pulling an initiation stunt in order to get
accepted into a Sorority House.
dumb bitch.


last, but not least, this is what usually happens when you have to take a crap at a Waffle House. the people that work there are usually too stupid to put enough toilet paper in the stalls...
but, boy, they sure do make sure there's
plenty of copies of the Times handy.
... hey, wait a minute....

last week's Big Blog