F U T A R D S
F U T A R D S
this Sunday, I'm going to share with you all some very special images. special. take the screenshot above, for instance. this was sent to me by my old friend, Cyber-Legend CJ Sorg,
along with the URL for this site,
"Festering Ass Presents 'Tard Blog' ".
true, I resized it a little for this post... but, then again, I don't think they'd really care. I mean, after all,
they're a bunch of retards.
sorry, your honor... I prefer futard. but you can call 'em what you want... retards, futards, fucktards,
speds, riders of the Short Bus...
... well, you get the drift, I think.
come on. let me illuminate the possibilities...
- as is customary, you can click to enlarge these fine specimens -
here, we see a gaggle of futards in a training seminar for sex.
it is unclear who is training whom, but it does appear that
the gals in the green shirts are some sort of referees.
housing for futards can be an interesting proposition at best.
futards at play. that is, until this ridiculous contraption
collapses and kills all of 'em.
yup. futards are notoriously bad drivers.
boy, it sure is fun to watch 'em work, though...
... as long as you never, never let 'em
operate heavy machinery.
finally, here's a real good look at one. yup.
life just doesn't get any better than this.
Mr. Sorg
this is CJ Sorg. he inspired this week's Sunday Big Blog.
you can click on his picture here, and pay him a visit...
... or, not.
last week's Big Blog
F U T A R D S
this Sunday, I'm going to share with you all some very special images. special. take the screenshot above, for instance. this was sent to me by my old friend, Cyber-Legend CJ Sorg,
along with the URL for this site,
"Festering Ass Presents 'Tard Blog' ".
true, I resized it a little for this post... but, then again, I don't think they'd really care. I mean, after all,
they're a bunch of retards.
sorry, your honor... I prefer futard. but you can call 'em what you want... retards, futards, fucktards,
speds, riders of the Short Bus...
... well, you get the drift, I think.
come on. let me illuminate the possibilities...
- as is customary, you can click to enlarge these fine specimens -
here, we see a gaggle of futards in a training seminar for sex.
it is unclear who is training whom, but it does appear that
the gals in the green shirts are some sort of referees.
housing for futards can be an interesting proposition at best.
futards at play. that is, until this ridiculous contraption
collapses and kills all of 'em.
yup. futards are notoriously bad drivers.
boy, it sure is fun to watch 'em work, though...
... as long as you never, never let 'em
operate heavy machinery.
finally, here's a real good look at one. yup.
life just doesn't get any better than this.
Mr. Sorg
this is CJ Sorg. he inspired this week's Sunday Big Blog.
you can click on his picture here, and pay him a visit...
... or, not.
last week's Big Blog
F U T A R D S
this Sunday, I'm going to share with you all some very special images. special. take the screenshot above, for instance. this was sent to me by my old friend, Cyber-Legend CJ Sorg,
along with the URL for this site,
"Festering Ass Presents 'Tard Blog' ".
true, I resized it a little for this post... but, then again, I don't think they'd really care. I mean, after all,
they're a bunch of retards.
sorry, your honor... I prefer futard. but you can call 'em what you want... retards, futards, fucktards,
speds, riders of the Short Bus...
... well, you get the drift, I think.
come on. let me illuminate the possibilities...
- as is customary, you can click to enlarge these fine specimens -
here, we see a gaggle of futards in a training seminar for sex.
it is unclear who is training whom, but it does appear that
the gals in the green shirts are some sort of referees.
housing for futards can be an interesting proposition at best.
futards at play. that is, until this ridiculous contraption
collapses and kills all of 'em.
yup. futards are notoriously bad drivers.
boy, it sure is fun to watch 'em work, though...
... as long as you never, never let 'em
operate heavy machinery.
finally, here's a real good look at one. yup.
life just doesn't get any better than this.
Mr. Sorg
this is CJ Sorg. he inspired this week's Sunday Big Blog.
you can click on his picture here, and pay him a visit...
... or, not.
last week's Big Blog
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