INNOVATIVE COMMERCIALISM

INNOVATIVE COMMERCIALISM
here are some interesting products I've run across in recent months, some very interesting Shtein, to say the least. like the top photo; this woman's husband was killed in the filming of a Godzilla movie (I think it was "Godzilla vs. the Pilsbury Doughboy", but I'm not sure), when he was stepped on whilst working as a stunt double... well, now, all she's got is this...
...and a dildo. oh, and some KY Jelly.
fabricated by the Rising Son Pillow Works. garden hose included.


look! it's the Pumpmobile! the two sluts in the
background claim this thing gets 58 mpg.
too bad only a hooker would drive one of these.


here's a vintage shot of an early Camera Phone,
emailed to me by my friend Dean.
yo, Dino, send me the catalog, huh?

this is the latest in Flash Drives. the people at Microsoft got the idea after millions of IBM compatable owners told 'em to fuck off. $249.95, what a rip-off.
KY Jelly not included.


the Ex knife set. vicious, vicious, vicious.
marketed by Bobbit Enterprises, Manassas, Va.


this is fresh... Pumpbrellas. not much use, though,
unless you're a tabletop dancer/bartender at a Tiki Bar,
since you can shove 'em in someone's drink with your feet.

tired of people falling asleep on you in the subway?
try the new Head Clamp, by Vertico.
manufacturer assumes no liability in case of death.


Man Breasts. Gerber has a similar unit, which I think is better.


another vintage phone, this one with a vibrating ringer.
you should see the holster for this one.
comes with KY Jelly and shoehorn.


last, this from Hasbro... the all-new Sorority Slut Barbie.
listen, don't pick this up for your young daughter, there,
Sunny Jim... get one for your son...
...and let his imagination run wild, wild, wild.
bail money not included.

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