A C C I D E N T S

A C C I D E N T S
well, last week, it was cars, so this week let's have a look-see at some stupid accidents. not car accidents, either, mind you... we're going with the less mundane variety here, like the kid in the above image, who was trying to use Mommy's Cuisinart when he sliced half his face off. very unavoidable. gotta say one thing, though... he sure took it like a Trooper.
geez, he even looks happy.
here -- let's check out some more...

this guy is surveying the aftermath of an accident his friend had. his friend was a skydiver, but now he's been vaporized after hitting these power lines. most excellant.

in this vintage 1940's shot, we see a Japanese soldier
accidentally beheading a POW. oops...

Bill Gates, after accidentally shooting himself
in the forehead with a 38.
Bill, Bill, Bill... all book smarts, and not a lick of common sense.

this one defies reason... the F18 landed on a Police Cruiser.
damn, that sucks...

maybe the funniest type of accident there is,
this college kid accidentally pissed all over himself.
higher education, indeed.

... he should have come here, to this shit-hole.
it looks like a bomb went off in here...

... and, speaking of bomb, here's an overhead shot
of the Chernobyl Zone, which (I think) will be
"hot" for about 1000 years...

...this is what a ground-zero shot would look like
if Chernobyl were in the USA... hot, hot, hot...


... and, speaking of hot... check out Miss Chernobyl 2006.
I have got to get her in the sack.
well, I gotta go. have a great Sunday.
see you next week.

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