UDDER FAILURE

UDDER FAILURE
today, we'll talk about what happens when bad things
happen to good breasts. the above medical illustration is
a wonderful representative graphic of what is known in
the medical field as Ptosis. myself, I usually just say, "Saggy Tits",
or, sometimes, "Bowling Pins" (in a very bad case scenario).
so, let's have a little Unbalanced Anatomy 101 this morning,
lest we may better understand our friend, the breast. come on...



this is just about as bad as it gets, people.



oh my God, lady, get dressed. please?



Ptosis isn't just caused by old age, ya know.
this woman is strictly obese.



old gal, here, has a case of Udder Failure, but she's
getting a hand... from former President Jimmy Carter.
he lusted after women in his heart, and stuff. yup.



now, this... well, this is just wrong. that kid
is copping a cheap feel off a cross dresser...



... and, speaking of wrong, these two are just about
to get themselves ejected from Disney World.



in some medical instances, it is
not desirable to correct Ptosis.



trust me when I say you do not
want to see the rest of this image.



say! Hooters Girls like to head on down to Florida when
they retire. only problem is, it's too hot to wear a coat.

via con Dios.

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