THEY MIGHT BE

G I A N T S
they're big. they're here to stay. maybe you thought
they were just an urban myth, but I have the photo-
graphic evidence that they exist. they're giants, and
most of 'em are just a bunch of regular Joes, like the
2 up top. well, regular, save the fact that they're 70
feet tall. hey, just check out those giant fingertips...




this is a giant bear. he's looking for food...




... like this guy. man, he must be pretty hungry.




when they don't eat, they get pretty ornery.
this one's wrecking Italy, and stuff...




... don't worry, though, 'cause help is on the way.




here comes a giant waiter with the soup-du-jour.




this joker better not eat that big guy's burger,
though, or he's likely to get pissed off again.




these guys have the right idea, a giant bagel. oy!




they need fruit in their diet, too. like this enormous kiwi.




looks like they even have a giant dessert cart...




... yup. that's a lot of fuckin' cake, though...




... but, this much beer will wash down just about anything.




they don't tip well, but there's always leftovers.





oh, did I mention that they're Bolemic-Anorexic? uggh.

see you next week...

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