~ T O I L E T S ~

THEY'RE A LOT OF FUN
we can't live without 'em. well, I guess we could, but don't wanna.
they're Toilets, and there's a seemingly infinate supply of photos,
images and graphics of 'em all over the internet. it seems people
are obsessed with them. me? I'm just reporting my findings, like
the sign above, trying to hit home. hey, I didn't post these images, I
just assembled 'em for your dining and viewing pleasure today.
some of these I found, and some were Emailed to me. come on...





looks more like a trash can to me. I'll piss on the
street before you'll catch me in this crazy bastard.





a little better, but still uncomfortable.
brought to you by Fisher-Price. yup.





Ninja, eh? don't get too close to this damned thing.





now you're talkin'! world's greatest Barcalounger, this.





I think this qualifies as Cruelty to Aquatic Animals.





I don't care to find out if this one's
really functional or not, ya know it?





Dominatrix. very scary...





... but, maybe not as scary as this little fella.





does the Pope shit in the woods?
not with this contraption on tap.





check out old girl, here, heading into
this genuine public restroom. for real...





... and here's what the inside looks like.
glass houses and all that.





grab yourself an eyeball-full of this giant toilet paper...





... and pay attention, 'cause this is
what'll happen to you if you don't.





well, I gotta hit the road, and stuff.

no fish were harmed during the filming of this post.

see ya next Sunday

last week's Big Blog