A R M A G E D D O N

ARMAGEDDON THE HELL OUT OF HERE
this week, the end of the world is at hand. yup. the end of the world
as we know it, at least. I've been accumulating images over the last
several months which are all indicators that the End Times truly are
upon us right now. so, just relax, grab a snack, and scroll on down,
'cause by the time you finish, we could be in Nuclear Winter. oh, my.






Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny go Postal.
Behold a pale horse, indeed.





here's Fritz, a former member of the unbalanced team.
former, because he was shot during this reconnaissance
mission. guess we shoulda strung him up more than 10'.





yeah, God hates us. everyone knows that. it's the
reason He put all that scary stuff in the Bible.





here's the United Snakes Navy preparing for the final battle.
too bad, though, they're assaulting their own ship. dumb-asses.





check out this army private, boning up on his
skills as a mine-sweeper. what a shitty job, huh?





this is an artist's rendition of the end of
the Final Battle. you want fries with that?





desperate men seek desperate measures. I found
this terrific image of a Trojan Cow, ready for war.
I don't think they'll fall for it this time, though.





desperate, indeed. just check out this "Militia" photograph.
these guys are a bunch of trigger-happy accountants from
Hoboken, New Jersey. you're better off in Atlantic City, boys.





yup. everyone (and I do mean everyone) is getting ready.
old boy, here, has got his Mac on, just waiting for orders...





... from this guy. that's right, Admiral Ackbar is the supreme
commander for the Western Hemisphere Coalition Forces...





...and, when he gives the order, this guy is gonna open fire...





... and, when he opens fire, those pigs are gonna be sorry...





... really, really sorry. talk about getting carried away. yup.





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