SEX SELLS...

... BUT, WHO'S BUYING?
well, appearantly, quite a few people are, by the looks of this post!
say, ya like the video? for the unwashed amongst you, that was from
"Johnny Dangerously", one of my favorite movies. yes, indeedy.
this week, we've got an extra-special Sunday Extra-Big Blog, and
it's about... well, it's about sex toys. yup. here's a swell collection of
some funny, sick and perverted images of toys-- for grown-ups.
oh, my, what a tangled web we weave. so, come on- grab a
beverage, a snack, and a barf-bag... and scroll on down...







meet Heavy Duty Judy. buy a new one. trust me.

















looks like a bridal shower. way to go, girls! yup.

















inflatable Sumo-Guy costume. O.M.F.G.

















this is Heavy Duty Judy's sister, Heavy Duty Trudy.
she's on her first date and stuff. what a fuckin' perv.
















oh, this one looks REAL promising.

















this, taken at Purdue University.
higher education, indeed.

















who says you can't have fun with a Banana?
... and a whip...

















here's one just for the sheep-fuckers out there.
















can't forget about the pig-fuckers, though...

















... and, speaking of pig-fuckers,
welcome to Capitol Fucking Hill.
















this one's just plain sick,
and on so many levels, too.

















you go, Fido! Fuck-A-Duck!
















whale-fuckers. old boy, here's cryin' for a reason. yup.
















hey, you can even fuck a herd of inflatable elk.
















inflatable Pedophile Jesus. oh, my. somebody's goin' to Hell...
















listen though, don't let anybody tell ya that these things
don't have any real and useful purpose. just ask this guy.







see ya next week...


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