FULLY ENDORSED?

SHITTING AND HANDLING INCLUDED
you know, I was finishing up my morning business today
(read: taking a dump), and I got to thinking, "gosh. this
'ShitBegone' certainly is good ass-wipe. why, it almost
never tears mid-wipe, thereby leaving a steaming skid-
mark of shtein across the palm of my hand!". so, I got the
idea to post today on things I believe in. like the old butt-
wipe in the above photo. I have full faith in the stuff. yup.
it never lets me down, that ShitBegone. hey, there's more,
though... come on. scroll on down and check out the list...







after bombing Pearl Harbor, I get a shower.
once I'm out, I'll be needin' some deodorant.
it keeps me from gettin' stinky, don't ya know.







then, I'll brush my teeth. nothin' better
than good old-fashioned dental hygeine.







once I'm outta the shower, I'l get dressed. I only buy
quality trousers, such as Haggar or Perry Ellis. indeed.







aaah, now it's time for a little breakfast. got shtein?







sometimes, if I'm still tired, I'll grab one of those
newfangled energy drinks instead of moo-juice.






yup. good hygeine and good diet will help to prevent
personal problems. problems like obesity, for example.
click to enrage. if you dare.







let me repeat that. problems like obesity, for example.







after the morning routine, it's time to fire up the old lappy.
yesiree, computers are a terrific resource, you know it?







now, take this guy, for instance. he's got a college degree,
but no computer skills. said dumbass is now stuck in a hole.
yup. computers rule, and stuff. I rest my case.







once I'm finished with the internets, it's time to get out
in the world. I'm currently drving a '93 Fishmobile. when
I'm not toolin' around in the Company Truckster, that is.







I also like to keep an accurate running score on things.







if I get a call while on the road, I always use a hands-free
device. safety is our #1 concern, here at unbalanced...







... but, I never, ever pass up a quality photo-op.
say, "Cheese", kids. fried cheese, that is. yup.







I believe that this guy got what he deserved...







... and, I sure believe that this
arsonist got what he deserved...







... and, I believe Joe Theisman got what he deserved...







... and, I believe Bin-Laden is gonna get his, too.







... and, now, I believe I'm gonna take a little smoke break.

have a great Sunday.

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