FILE UNDER MISC, TOO
UNBALANCED SUNDAY
well. the last 10 days or so, I've been under the thumb of a massive reorganization project. yup. I had a ton of stuff to take care of, not the
least of which was to purchase a new personal vehicle. indeed, I've been
so busy, it may seem I've nearly forgotten about much else. not so, although
I haven't had as much time as I would like to carouse the internets...
... so, this Sunday, I found it appropriate to unload some of the surplus images in my photo-cache, kind of complete the house-cleaning process, ya know it? now, take that banner above. that was sent to me by my friend the Mohawk Chieftain, and what a fine bit of wampum it is! I haven't found a permanent home for it yet, but I will, and with tremendous gratitude to this wise old sage. thankyou, Chief! say- suppose I show you a little bit of what my Sunday Mornings are like? mmm-hmmm. scroll right on down...
usually, I like to cleaned up right away. hey, it's best
to get my coffee first, if'n you know what I mean...
... some Sundays, I have to iron before I can get dressed.
there. that's a lot better, if I do say so myself.
ya need shoes that match your wardrobe, though.
sometimes, I like to just put on a condom and hang out.
hey, I even got one to go on my computer.
virus protection and all that, you know.
oh, shit. I guess I'm too late, 'cause this is fucked.
might as well grab some breakfast before I
head out to do the weekly shopping, huh?
listen, I strongly recommend you don't go here.
the Madonna Center? I don't think so. that slut...
... and, at all costs, DO NOT ENTER. trust me on this one,
this is a place you'll want to avoid. do NOT shop here...
... 'cause, lookit, this guy was hanging around in front
of the store. he stalked MargieMix and stuff. pervert.
they were there, too. I have no clue what they were doing.
someone even took a hostage while I was there!
"nobody move, or the dog gets it!" oh, man...
... luckily, though, Chuck Norris was in the vicinity,
and swooped on in to kick some very serious ass.
once I could shop in peace, I found a very cool Etch-A-Sketch.
oh, yeah... these things are always a blast! hoooo-hahh!!
this is the store I bought it at. fuck WalMart, ya know it?
hey, everyone, say hello to "BubbleHead".
he's the MegaFucks store mascot and stuff...
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
UNBALANCED SUNDAY
well. the last 10 days or so, I've been under the thumb of a massive reorganization project. yup. I had a ton of stuff to take care of, not the
least of which was to purchase a new personal vehicle. indeed, I've been
so busy, it may seem I've nearly forgotten about much else. not so, although
I haven't had as much time as I would like to carouse the internets...
... so, this Sunday, I found it appropriate to unload some of the surplus images in my photo-cache, kind of complete the house-cleaning process, ya know it? now, take that banner above. that was sent to me by my friend the Mohawk Chieftain, and what a fine bit of wampum it is! I haven't found a permanent home for it yet, but I will, and with tremendous gratitude to this wise old sage. thankyou, Chief! say- suppose I show you a little bit of what my Sunday Mornings are like? mmm-hmmm. scroll right on down...
usually, I like to cleaned up right away. hey, it's best
to get my coffee first, if'n you know what I mean...
... some Sundays, I have to iron before I can get dressed.
there. that's a lot better, if I do say so myself.
ya need shoes that match your wardrobe, though.
sometimes, I like to just put on a condom and hang out.
hey, I even got one to go on my computer.
virus protection and all that, you know.
oh, shit. I guess I'm too late, 'cause this is fucked.
might as well grab some breakfast before I
head out to do the weekly shopping, huh?
listen, I strongly recommend you don't go here.
the Madonna Center? I don't think so. that slut...
... and, at all costs, DO NOT ENTER. trust me on this one,
this is a place you'll want to avoid. do NOT shop here...
... 'cause, lookit, this guy was hanging around in front
of the store. he stalked MargieMix and stuff. pervert.
they were there, too. I have no clue what they were doing.
someone even took a hostage while I was there!
"nobody move, or the dog gets it!" oh, man...
... luckily, though, Chuck Norris was in the vicinity,
and swooped on in to kick some very serious ass.
once I could shop in peace, I found a very cool Etch-A-Sketch.
oh, yeah... these things are always a blast! hoooo-hahh!!
this is the store I bought it at. fuck WalMart, ya know it?
hey, everyone, say hello to "BubbleHead".
he's the MegaFucks store mascot and stuff...
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
UNBALANCED SUNDAY
well. the last 10 days or so, I've been under the thumb of a massive reorganization project. yup. I had a ton of stuff to take care of, not the
least of which was to purchase a new personal vehicle. indeed, I've been
so busy, it may seem I've nearly forgotten about much else. not so, although
I haven't had as much time as I would like to carouse the internets...
... so, this Sunday, I found it appropriate to unload some of the surplus images in my photo-cache, kind of complete the house-cleaning process, ya know it? now, take that banner above. that was sent to me by my friend the Mohawk Chieftain, and what a fine bit of wampum it is! I haven't found a permanent home for it yet, but I will, and with tremendous gratitude to this wise old sage. thankyou, Chief! say- suppose I show you a little bit of what my Sunday Mornings are like? mmm-hmmm. scroll right on down...
usually, I like to cleaned up right away. hey, it's best
to get my coffee first, if'n you know what I mean...
... some Sundays, I have to iron before I can get dressed.
there. that's a lot better, if I do say so myself.
ya need shoes that match your wardrobe, though.
sometimes, I like to just put on a condom and hang out.
hey, I even got one to go on my computer.
virus protection and all that, you know.
oh, shit. I guess I'm too late, 'cause this is fucked.
might as well grab some breakfast before I
head out to do the weekly shopping, huh?
listen, I strongly recommend you don't go here.
the Madonna Center? I don't think so. that slut...
... and, at all costs, DO NOT ENTER. trust me on this one,
this is a place you'll want to avoid. do NOT shop here...
... 'cause, lookit, this guy was hanging around in front
of the store. he stalked MargieMix and stuff. pervert.
they were there, too. I have no clue what they were doing.
someone even took a hostage while I was there!
"nobody move, or the dog gets it!" oh, man...
... luckily, though, Chuck Norris was in the vicinity,
and swooped on in to kick some very serious ass.
once I could shop in peace, I found a very cool Etch-A-Sketch.
oh, yeah... these things are always a blast! hoooo-hahh!!
this is the store I bought it at. fuck WalMart, ya know it?
hey, everyone, say hello to "BubbleHead".
he's the MegaFucks store mascot and stuff...
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
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Dr. Chips been Etched a Sketched. I love it.
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