PEDOPHILES

DIRTY, ROTTEN SHORT-EYED BASTARDS
that's right, campers, this week, we're gonna take a little look at some of the most sick, wrong, perverted and dangerous fucks alive... Pedophiles. dangerous is right, as they'll stop at nothing to get into the pants of the little ones. yup. rotten bastards. I'd love to kill 'em all, but since I can't, here's a little Pedophile Primer. feel free to print it out and show your kids, as an educational tool. indeed. hey, they'll thank you for it later, if ya get my drift. now, the term "Short Eyes" is, as far as I know, is a term used by convicts to describe child molesters, 'cause their eyes are focused on the little ones. said convicts also reportedly like to beat the hell out of 'em or even kill them, and they regard them as the lowest possible form of life. I think so, too. like the scumbag up top, for instance... he's made himself a slick little costume, so's he can buddy up to the unsuspecting kids. once he gets caught and sent to the joint, though, we'll find out just how many cigarettes this fuck is worth. come on... let me show ya some of their filthy tricks... so that you might get a chance to send one on his way, so to speak. let's go for a little scroll, shall we?










this Purple Guy has painted himself up, ala the TeleTubbies.
indeed, very disarming for the youngsters, ya know it? Perv.









Private Joker and Private Cowboy, here, have themselves
a trick bike and guitar to lure the wee folk to premature sin.









this Jambi wannabe has a bunch of candy in his pocket,
to go along with this clever little genie costume. yup.









check out old Ward, trying to get himself
a little Beaver. what a sick fucker. indeed.



















yup, pedophiles will sometimes trick out their cars with
a colorful paint scheme, or even flashy lights. sneaky.
ride a Cowgirl? heh. save the horse for last...









... after they get to ride this stuffed monkey, that is. yup. it's
the old Monkey Trickster, one of the oldest in the book. very,
very sinister, using stuffed animals and motorcycles as a lure.



















pedophiles have even been known to hunt down their
prey using watercraft. this poor futard's about to get his.



















this one's new, and very clever. it's called "Toilet Duck",
and you'll find it being implemented in public bathrooms.
in this scenario, the pedophile is in the next stall over.









here we see a child molester dressed up as
a doctor, complete with nasal-probe prop.
poor kid. she'll never know what hit her.



















this is in the Museum for Wayward Pedophiles. they
like to congregate here for training seminars and stuff.









here's another exhibit, showing them how to trick
a frightened kid into trusting them. perverts.



















in the end, though, they always get caught. this clown, for
example, left some extra gloves at the scene of the crime...









... and, here they are. yup. he was wankin' it, the sicko.









here's a close-up. you can click to enrage, if'n ya like to.



















you can make a mock-up of this self-defense
clowney head, and teach your kids how to use
it to practice stabbing evil clowns in the skull.









someday, none of 'em will escape, not even their dog.





see ya next week...

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