HOLIDAY ROAD
CHRISTMAS ROAD TRIP '07
oh, my. most of you reading this should already know I just finished a massive 4800-mile road trip. that's right, I jumped into my trusty Rocket Shit (above image), and hit the old Hershey Highway. well, now, I'm back home, it's Business as Usual, and I'm here to tell ya, I've got some really swell photos from the Trek to share with y'all today. hoo-hah! so, come on, campers... grab a box of your favorite road food, your credit cards, some travelers' cheques, and a change of clothes... and scroll on down...
gas prices are still way up. this says it all, eh?
in fact, they're givin' away food in exchange for fuel...
... but, if ya gotta buy some, it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
well, maybe two arms, like old Dave, here. now, that's art...
... as is this advert for "Mona Pizza" in Georgia.
Baldliness is next to Godliness, as far as pizza...
... but, we'll get back to food. check out this great road kill!
here's the fucktard who hit him... yo, feet on
the inside, Chumly, or ya can't hit the brakes...
... oh, but I brake for Little Pigs, yessirree-Bob!
Pork McNuggets? talk about great Road Food...
... and, yes, Ronald can indeed kiss my hairy ass. shee-it...
... now, here's a food venue worth stopping at... Bubba's!
in fact, I made a special trip here, 'cause it's one of my
favorite places to eat in Florida. lemme show ya around...
this is inside the front door. Classic. Southern. Decor. yup...
they like to serve up bowls of peanuts from a barrel as an
appetizer... then, the patrons like to throw shit on the floor...
... like this sub-human swine bastard and his wife. what a mess...
... but, hey, maybe it ain't all bad, ya know it? I mean,
after all, Bubba's used to be a garage and all that...
... but, garage or not, they really know how to serve it up!
just check out this spread of wood-fired Possum Nuggets...
oh, yeah! the waitress will even sign her name right on your
table for ya. yup. old Kim, here, also moonlights as a whore...
... and, just what dinner in the South could possibly be com-
plete without a heapin' helpin' of a greasy old dessert bowl?
when your done pukin', it's a tradition to throw shit
all over the parking lot. oh, those crazy Southerners.
did I mention that I picked up a load of Shtein whilst I was
down there? there's nothing funny in this picture, but I did
slip on a Banana Peel while I was loading my Rocket Shit.
say, here I am, later, in West Virginia. when I got my camera
out, I was trying to snap a shot of some Amish woman, headin'
into a highway rest area. she got into the building and started
shteining, though, before I could get the shot. oh, the humanity...
... but, I did manage to get a photo of some Twat... yup.
I also got this fantastic highway image of a Ryder Truck
Shit Bomb going off in the background... behind the truck.
all in all, I'd say it was a pretty good trip... and when I got
back home, I ran across old Grrrany, here, in the parking
lot at the local WalMart... and, when I say ran across, well...
... yup. see ya next year...
last week's Big Blog
CHRISTMAS ROAD TRIP '07
oh, my. most of you reading this should already know I just finished a massive 4800-mile road trip. that's right, I jumped into my trusty Rocket Shit (above image), and hit the old Hershey Highway. well, now, I'm back home, it's Business as Usual, and I'm here to tell ya, I've got some really swell photos from the Trek to share with y'all today. hoo-hah! so, come on, campers... grab a box of your favorite road food, your credit cards, some travelers' cheques, and a change of clothes... and scroll on down...
gas prices are still way up. this says it all, eh?
in fact, they're givin' away food in exchange for fuel...
... but, if ya gotta buy some, it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
well, maybe two arms, like old Dave, here. now, that's art...
... as is this advert for "Mona Pizza" in Georgia.
Baldliness is next to Godliness, as far as pizza...
... but, we'll get back to food. check out this great road kill!
here's the fucktard who hit him... yo, feet on
the inside, Chumly, or ya can't hit the brakes...
... oh, but I brake for Little Pigs, yessirree-Bob!
Pork McNuggets? talk about great Road Food...
... and, yes, Ronald can indeed kiss my hairy ass. shee-it...
... now, here's a food venue worth stopping at... Bubba's!
in fact, I made a special trip here, 'cause it's one of my
favorite places to eat in Florida. lemme show ya around...
this is inside the front door. Classic. Southern. Decor. yup...
they like to serve up bowls of peanuts from a barrel as an
appetizer... then, the patrons like to throw shit on the floor...
... like this sub-human swine bastard and his wife. what a mess...
... but, hey, maybe it ain't all bad, ya know it? I mean,
after all, Bubba's used to be a garage and all that...
... but, garage or not, they really know how to serve it up!
just check out this spread of wood-fired Possum Nuggets...
oh, yeah! the waitress will even sign her name right on your
table for ya. yup. old Kim, here, also moonlights as a whore...
... and, just what dinner in the South could possibly be com-
plete without a heapin' helpin' of a greasy old dessert bowl?
when your done pukin', it's a tradition to throw shit
all over the parking lot. oh, those crazy Southerners.
did I mention that I picked up a load of Shtein whilst I was
down there? there's nothing funny in this picture, but I did
slip on a Banana Peel while I was loading my Rocket Shit.
say, here I am, later, in West Virginia. when I got my camera
out, I was trying to snap a shot of some Amish woman, headin'
into a highway rest area. she got into the building and started
shteining, though, before I could get the shot. oh, the humanity...
... but, I did manage to get a photo of some Twat... yup.
I also got this fantastic highway image of a Ryder Truck
Shit Bomb going off in the background... behind the truck.
all in all, I'd say it was a pretty good trip... and when I got
back home, I ran across old Grrrany, here, in the parking
lot at the local WalMart... and, when I say ran across, well...
... yup. see ya next year...
last week's Big Blog
CHRISTMAS ROAD TRIP '07
oh, my. most of you reading this should already know I just finished a massive 4800-mile road trip. that's right, I jumped into my trusty Rocket Shit (above image), and hit the old Hershey Highway. well, now, I'm back home, it's Business as Usual, and I'm here to tell ya, I've got some really swell photos from the Trek to share with y'all today. hoo-hah! so, come on, campers... grab a box of your favorite road food, your credit cards, some travelers' cheques, and a change of clothes... and scroll on down...
gas prices are still way up. this says it all, eh?
in fact, they're givin' away food in exchange for fuel...
... but, if ya gotta buy some, it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
well, maybe two arms, like old Dave, here. now, that's art...
... as is this advert for "Mona Pizza" in Georgia.
Baldliness is next to Godliness, as far as pizza...
... but, we'll get back to food. check out this great road kill!
here's the fucktard who hit him... yo, feet on
the inside, Chumly, or ya can't hit the brakes...
... oh, but I brake for Little Pigs, yessirree-Bob!
Pork McNuggets? talk about great Road Food...
... and, yes, Ronald can indeed kiss my hairy ass. shee-it...
... now, here's a food venue worth stopping at... Bubba's!
in fact, I made a special trip here, 'cause it's one of my
favorite places to eat in Florida. lemme show ya around...
this is inside the front door. Classic. Southern. Decor. yup...
they like to serve up bowls of peanuts from a barrel as an
appetizer... then, the patrons like to throw shit on the floor...
... like this sub-human swine bastard and his wife. what a mess...
... but, hey, maybe it ain't all bad, ya know it? I mean,
after all, Bubba's used to be a garage and all that...
... but, garage or not, they really know how to serve it up!
just check out this spread of wood-fired Possum Nuggets...
oh, yeah! the waitress will even sign her name right on your
table for ya. yup. old Kim, here, also moonlights as a whore...
... and, just what dinner in the South could possibly be com-
plete without a heapin' helpin' of a greasy old dessert bowl?
when your done pukin', it's a tradition to throw shit
all over the parking lot. oh, those crazy Southerners.
did I mention that I picked up a load of Shtein whilst I was
down there? there's nothing funny in this picture, but I did
slip on a Banana Peel while I was loading my Rocket Shit.
say, here I am, later, in West Virginia. when I got my camera
out, I was trying to snap a shot of some Amish woman, headin'
into a highway rest area. she got into the building and started
shteining, though, before I could get the shot. oh, the humanity...
... but, I did manage to get a photo of some Twat... yup.
I also got this fantastic highway image of a Ryder Truck
Shit Bomb going off in the background... behind the truck.
all in all, I'd say it was a pretty good trip... and when I got
back home, I ran across old Grrrany, here, in the parking
lot at the local WalMart... and, when I say ran across, well...
... yup. see ya next year...
last week's Big Blog
expunged by doctor chip @ 7:11 AM
3 Comments:
Ahhh, we have a sort a Bubba's here but it's called Logans. Best place around and Peanuts rock.
'cept I now want the boiled kind.
I've done lived down here too long. Oh heck, by 2008 I'll return to Yankeeland.
I was pretty pissed off first time I saw people throw peanuts on the floor. I wonder if a beer bottle across the jaw would learn em some manners..
HappyNewYear, doctor.
:::pork mcnuggets!?:::
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