CAREER DAY FOR TARDS
HIRE THE HANDICAPPED...
... they're fun to watch, that's what I always say, ya know it?
it's true, Fucktards are here to stay; so, as long as they're gonna
be around, why not give 'em some occupational parameters, so
to speak? look, all they need is a little guidance, and they'll find
their own little niche in society. yup. now, the first thing is you
need to avoid face to face ridicule, such as old boy, here, in the
image up top... likely all you'll accomplish here is to piss off the
Tard, thus inciting a violent rampage of Biblical Proportions.
hey, it's okay to poke fun at 'em and all, but do it behind their
backs, so's that nobody gets hurt, right? you bet. there ain't a
thing worse in the world than a marauding Futard. so, come on,
grab some coffee and a couple of danishes, and scroll on down...
ya see? normally they're as happy as a clam...
... even this guy, with his fucked up teeth and all.
oh, yeah... they're happy, all right, 'cause they gots a tiny brain...
... as seen in this X-Ray. X marks the spot.
some Tards are exceptionally adept at any
activities involving mobility. others are not...
... the one's that are not usually ride the Short Bus...
... that's because they're clumsy and stuff...
... but, ya gotta give 'em credit for being competetive.
that's why they love the Special Olympics so much...
... ah, but, the Special Olympics don't give them any
career training. this guy wants to become a Farm
Hand someday... I don't think he's gonna make it...
... as is true with this Comic Tard. funny?
yeah... but, for all the wrong reasons...
... and, there's been some unsuccessful attempts at
letting Tards become writers. very unsuccessful...
... and, they make lousy X-ray technicians, too.
under no circumstances should any Fucktard
anywhere ever be allowed to pilot an aircraft...
... and, let's just forget about the whole SuperHero business...
... 'cause they're way too competetive to do any good.
put the Nunchuks down, there, Mr. Karapopoulos...
... you remember what happened to Mr. Anderson.
ya know, come to think of it, maybe the Special Olympics are
the best thing for 'em. to Hell with givin' 'em jobs... let 'em run
around like Retards, and give us more of them funny photos...
... I rest my case.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
HIRE THE HANDICAPPED...
... they're fun to watch, that's what I always say, ya know it?
it's true, Fucktards are here to stay; so, as long as they're gonna
be around, why not give 'em some occupational parameters, so
to speak? look, all they need is a little guidance, and they'll find
their own little niche in society. yup. now, the first thing is you
need to avoid face to face ridicule, such as old boy, here, in the
image up top... likely all you'll accomplish here is to piss off the
Tard, thus inciting a violent rampage of Biblical Proportions.
hey, it's okay to poke fun at 'em and all, but do it behind their
backs, so's that nobody gets hurt, right? you bet. there ain't a
thing worse in the world than a marauding Futard. so, come on,
grab some coffee and a couple of danishes, and scroll on down...
ya see? normally they're as happy as a clam...
... even this guy, with his fucked up teeth and all.
oh, yeah... they're happy, all right, 'cause they gots a tiny brain...
... as seen in this X-Ray. X marks the spot.
some Tards are exceptionally adept at any
activities involving mobility. others are not...
... the one's that are not usually ride the Short Bus...
... that's because they're clumsy and stuff...
... but, ya gotta give 'em credit for being competetive.
that's why they love the Special Olympics so much...
... ah, but, the Special Olympics don't give them any
career training. this guy wants to become a Farm
Hand someday... I don't think he's gonna make it...
... as is true with this Comic Tard. funny?
yeah... but, for all the wrong reasons...
... and, there's been some unsuccessful attempts at
letting Tards become writers. very unsuccessful...
... and, they make lousy X-ray technicians, too.
under no circumstances should any Fucktard
anywhere ever be allowed to pilot an aircraft...
... and, let's just forget about the whole SuperHero business...
... 'cause they're way too competetive to do any good.
put the Nunchuks down, there, Mr. Karapopoulos...
... you remember what happened to Mr. Anderson.
ya know, come to think of it, maybe the Special Olympics are
the best thing for 'em. to Hell with givin' 'em jobs... let 'em run
around like Retards, and give us more of them funny photos...
... I rest my case.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
HIRE THE HANDICAPPED...
... they're fun to watch, that's what I always say, ya know it?
it's true, Fucktards are here to stay; so, as long as they're gonna
be around, why not give 'em some occupational parameters, so
to speak? look, all they need is a little guidance, and they'll find
their own little niche in society. yup. now, the first thing is you
need to avoid face to face ridicule, such as old boy, here, in the
image up top... likely all you'll accomplish here is to piss off the
Tard, thus inciting a violent rampage of Biblical Proportions.
hey, it's okay to poke fun at 'em and all, but do it behind their
backs, so's that nobody gets hurt, right? you bet. there ain't a
thing worse in the world than a marauding Futard. so, come on,
grab some coffee and a couple of danishes, and scroll on down...
ya see? normally they're as happy as a clam...
... even this guy, with his fucked up teeth and all.
oh, yeah... they're happy, all right, 'cause they gots a tiny brain...
... as seen in this X-Ray. X marks the spot.
some Tards are exceptionally adept at any
activities involving mobility. others are not...
... the one's that are not usually ride the Short Bus...
... that's because they're clumsy and stuff...
... but, ya gotta give 'em credit for being competetive.
that's why they love the Special Olympics so much...
... ah, but, the Special Olympics don't give them any
career training. this guy wants to become a Farm
Hand someday... I don't think he's gonna make it...
... as is true with this Comic Tard. funny?
yeah... but, for all the wrong reasons...
... and, there's been some unsuccessful attempts at
letting Tards become writers. very unsuccessful...
... and, they make lousy X-ray technicians, too.
under no circumstances should any Fucktard
anywhere ever be allowed to pilot an aircraft...
... and, let's just forget about the whole SuperHero business...
... 'cause they're way too competetive to do any good.
put the Nunchuks down, there, Mr. Karapopoulos...
... you remember what happened to Mr. Anderson.
ya know, come to think of it, maybe the Special Olympics are
the best thing for 'em. to Hell with givin' 'em jobs... let 'em run
around like Retards, and give us more of them funny photos...
... I rest my case.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
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