EASTER PARADE
THIS HOLIDAY IS FUCKED UP
true, dat. yo, everyone have a nice Easter Egg Hunt this morning?
heh. not me. I'm not too keen on these religious holidays and stuff,
especially since they've been severely bastardized by the commer-
cial world we occupy. yup. now, there's a lighter side to all of this...
... case in point, take that suave mother fucker of an image up top.
that little gem was unearthed by Fat Boy In The Corner. YMCA?
I always thought that song should have been called, "YRUGay?".
that said, if'n y'all got the kiddies taggin' along today, ya better get
rid of 'em before ya go any further. this isn't a good post for the
youngsters, eh? alrighty, then. let's just have ourselves a nice little
Unbalanced Easter, shall we? grab some Tums and scroll on down...
32 A.D. Jesus H. Christ invents the Practical Joke.
2008 A.D. Society has long since turned the joke
into an insatiably power-hungry institution. yup.
bet you didn't know NASA likes to celebrate Easter....
... as do these folks. now, this came up as "Big Butter Jesus".
'course, how could the day be complete without getting
paid a little visit from our old friend, the Buddy Christ?
well, maybe with Candy.
meet the Choco-Savior.
"Eat me, for this is my body."
personally, I think the guy was a Basket Case.
Chocolate Jesus Box Set. yup. how divine.
did I mention that Jesus is for Suckers?
hey, check out this Talking Jesus Doll...
... this guy did, and now he's delusional.
nice tights...
OH. MY. GOD.
Old Boy, here, is tryin' to pull the old "Switcheroo"...
... like this guy has. he's the Head Priest, ya know...
... but, he's not as high up as this Pig-In-A-Poke-Pope.
some people like to dress up for Easter.
unfortunately...
... and there's always some poor kid
being victimized by his mean parents...
... but at the end of the day, there's Toys to show for it...
... and Ornaments. yup. this little cute and fuzzy
bunny is made from none other than Tampons...
... I hope y'all had coffee this morning
before you got up and got dressed.
here's the real Easter Bunny. yup.
have a great Holiday, everyone! ciao...
last week's Big Blog
THIS HOLIDAY IS FUCKED UP
true, dat. yo, everyone have a nice Easter Egg Hunt this morning?
heh. not me. I'm not too keen on these religious holidays and stuff,
especially since they've been severely bastardized by the commer-
cial world we occupy. yup. now, there's a lighter side to all of this...
... case in point, take that suave mother fucker of an image up top.
that little gem was unearthed by Fat Boy In The Corner. YMCA?
I always thought that song should have been called, "YRUGay?".
that said, if'n y'all got the kiddies taggin' along today, ya better get
rid of 'em before ya go any further. this isn't a good post for the
youngsters, eh? alrighty, then. let's just have ourselves a nice little
Unbalanced Easter, shall we? grab some Tums and scroll on down...
32 A.D. Jesus H. Christ invents the Practical Joke.
2008 A.D. Society has long since turned the joke
into an insatiably power-hungry institution. yup.
bet you didn't know NASA likes to celebrate Easter....
... as do these folks. now, this came up as "Big Butter Jesus".
'course, how could the day be complete without getting
paid a little visit from our old friend, the Buddy Christ?
well, maybe with Candy.
meet the Choco-Savior.
"Eat me, for this is my body."
personally, I think the guy was a Basket Case.
Chocolate Jesus Box Set. yup. how divine.
did I mention that Jesus is for Suckers?
hey, check out this Talking Jesus Doll...
... this guy did, and now he's delusional.
nice tights...
OH. MY. GOD.
Old Boy, here, is tryin' to pull the old "Switcheroo"...
... like this guy has. he's the Head Priest, ya know...
... but, he's not as high up as this Pig-In-A-Poke-Pope.
some people like to dress up for Easter.
unfortunately...
... and there's always some poor kid
being victimized by his mean parents...
... but at the end of the day, there's Toys to show for it...
... and Ornaments. yup. this little cute and fuzzy
bunny is made from none other than Tampons...
... I hope y'all had coffee this morning
before you got up and got dressed.
here's the real Easter Bunny. yup.
have a great Holiday, everyone! ciao...
last week's Big Blog
THIS HOLIDAY IS FUCKED UP
true, dat. yo, everyone have a nice Easter Egg Hunt this morning?
heh. not me. I'm not too keen on these religious holidays and stuff,
especially since they've been severely bastardized by the commer-
cial world we occupy. yup. now, there's a lighter side to all of this...
... case in point, take that suave mother fucker of an image up top.
that little gem was unearthed by Fat Boy In The Corner. YMCA?
I always thought that song should have been called, "YRUGay?".
that said, if'n y'all got the kiddies taggin' along today, ya better get
rid of 'em before ya go any further. this isn't a good post for the
youngsters, eh? alrighty, then. let's just have ourselves a nice little
Unbalanced Easter, shall we? grab some Tums and scroll on down...
32 A.D. Jesus H. Christ invents the Practical Joke.
2008 A.D. Society has long since turned the joke
into an insatiably power-hungry institution. yup.
bet you didn't know NASA likes to celebrate Easter....
... as do these folks. now, this came up as "Big Butter Jesus".
'course, how could the day be complete without getting
paid a little visit from our old friend, the Buddy Christ?
well, maybe with Candy.
meet the Choco-Savior.
"Eat me, for this is my body."
personally, I think the guy was a Basket Case.
Chocolate Jesus Box Set. yup. how divine.
did I mention that Jesus is for Suckers?
hey, check out this Talking Jesus Doll...
... this guy did, and now he's delusional.
nice tights...
OH. MY. GOD.
Old Boy, here, is tryin' to pull the old "Switcheroo"...
... like this guy has. he's the Head Priest, ya know...
... but, he's not as high up as this Pig-In-A-Poke-Pope.
some people like to dress up for Easter.
unfortunately...
... and there's always some poor kid
being victimized by his mean parents...
... but at the end of the day, there's Toys to show for it...
... and Ornaments. yup. this little cute and fuzzy
bunny is made from none other than Tampons...
... I hope y'all had coffee this morning
before you got up and got dressed.
here's the real Easter Bunny. yup.
have a great Holiday, everyone! ciao...
last week's Big Blog
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2 Comments:
Earlier this week our daughter asked for the Easter bunny to bring her a swing set and I just flipped out.
"Listen Kid, that Easter Bunny is a phony fucking asshole, alright!!??"
She didn't believe me until she woke up this morning, looked outside to find no new swing set.
She came in to wake us up by declaring the Easter Bunny is indeed a fucking asshole.
I loved it!
kILL dA wAbbiT
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