SHTAR WARS
PARTY ON, DARTH
well, that little spoof was fun to make. yup. ah, Star Wars.
a classic movie, that. I remember it being a big deal when
I was 16 or so (insert age joke here). I bet that most of you
didn't know, however, that they had all kinds of problems be-
fore they finished the polished bit of Hollywood Magic we've
come to know and love... not to mention the fact that its' be-
come an institution in it's own right; why, it's a franchise for
merchandising and box-office sales of extraordinary magni-
tude. now, take old Darth Brooks, up top, there. wow. what a
classic Movie Bad Guy, huh? a good job on the Bio-Suit, too,
by the Film Folk at Lucasfilm. oh, but, my-oh-my... what a
slew of trouble they ran into before they got to the finished
product. all kinds of trouble. come on... let's scroll on down...
it started with some really bad special effects.
originally, Darth Brooks was supposed to be a
hot-air balloon. good thing they sobered up...
... but, then, they got into the Green Screen effects. hey,
they cut this scene of a Blaster downing this guy here.
Holy Shit~~ talk about Blow It Out Your Ass...
they had a lot of trouble with those Lightsabers, too, ya know...
... and the early set design was Piss Poor.
this cafeteria scene got cut, thankfully...
... as did this musical number, "Workin' In A Coal Mine".
this guy isn't even on the right set... hey, it's no wonder
he was replaced. now, ne's just another Homeless Fuck...
... as is Darth Brooks, who was recently seen in
Van Nuys, begging off money from strangers...
... that's because his "Vader Hoody" didn't
go over too well, there, in the " 'Hood "...
... they had some issues with character development, as well.
meet the Vaderettes. yup. Sado-Masochistic Cheerleaders...
... but, they did come up with "ShteinTroopers".
here's one rehearsing an upcoming Battle scene...
... as is Darth Brooks, here. hey, Quiet on the Set !!
they originally had a character called "The Shtein-
Trooper King". yup. he got cut, and stuff, though...
... that's because he was way too gay to be in this movie. not
that there's anything wrong with that. hey, don't worry, this
guy went on to make a good living creeping people out on TV...
... and speaking of gay, here's C-3PO with his buddy, R2D2.
he just put one of those "Kick Me" signs on old boy's back...
... they also make some poor choices for Stunt Doubles... even
though the one on the right got a call-back when they were
developing characters for a sequel. yup. the Yoda Prototype...
... but the biggest problems they had were actually with
the cast. this ShteinTrooper is about to be brought up on
a Weapons charge. most of the extras were Hooligans...
... even the Band, who were photograhed here, smoking
up an Eight-Ball of crack in the Movie Studio parking lot...
... oh, and here's old Chewbacca, copping a Cheap Feel...
... what an animal...
... but, the worst, by far, was actor David Prowse, who filled the
Darth Brooks suit (James Earl Jones did the voice). yup. old boy,
here, had a real penchant for the old, Pull My Finger trickster...
... sure, it kept the cast and crew in stitches... but, it nearly bank-
rupted the film, going through six to eight Darth Brooks costumes
every day on set. oh, he filled it all right... with a Load of Shtein...
have a nice Sunday. maybe, take in a Matinee?
last week's Big Blog
PARTY ON, DARTH
well, that little spoof was fun to make. yup. ah, Star Wars.
a classic movie, that. I remember it being a big deal when
I was 16 or so (insert age joke here). I bet that most of you
didn't know, however, that they had all kinds of problems be-
fore they finished the polished bit of Hollywood Magic we've
come to know and love... not to mention the fact that its' be-
come an institution in it's own right; why, it's a franchise for
merchandising and box-office sales of extraordinary magni-
tude. now, take old Darth Brooks, up top, there. wow. what a
classic Movie Bad Guy, huh? a good job on the Bio-Suit, too,
by the Film Folk at Lucasfilm. oh, but, my-oh-my... what a
slew of trouble they ran into before they got to the finished
product. all kinds of trouble. come on... let's scroll on down...
it started with some really bad special effects.
originally, Darth Brooks was supposed to be a
hot-air balloon. good thing they sobered up...
... but, then, they got into the Green Screen effects. hey,
they cut this scene of a Blaster downing this guy here.
Holy Shit~~ talk about Blow It Out Your Ass...
they had a lot of trouble with those Lightsabers, too, ya know...
... and the early set design was Piss Poor.
this cafeteria scene got cut, thankfully...
... as did this musical number, "Workin' In A Coal Mine".
this guy isn't even on the right set... hey, it's no wonder
he was replaced. now, ne's just another Homeless Fuck...
... as is Darth Brooks, who was recently seen in
Van Nuys, begging off money from strangers...
... that's because his "Vader Hoody" didn't
go over too well, there, in the " 'Hood "...
... they had some issues with character development, as well.
meet the Vaderettes. yup. Sado-Masochistic Cheerleaders...
... but, they did come up with "ShteinTroopers".
here's one rehearsing an upcoming Battle scene...
... as is Darth Brooks, here. hey, Quiet on the Set !!
they originally had a character called "The Shtein-
Trooper King". yup. he got cut, and stuff, though...
... that's because he was way too gay to be in this movie. not
that there's anything wrong with that. hey, don't worry, this
guy went on to make a good living creeping people out on TV...
... and speaking of gay, here's C-3PO with his buddy, R2D2.
he just put one of those "Kick Me" signs on old boy's back...
... they also make some poor choices for Stunt Doubles... even
though the one on the right got a call-back when they were
developing characters for a sequel. yup. the Yoda Prototype...
... but the biggest problems they had were actually with
the cast. this ShteinTrooper is about to be brought up on
a Weapons charge. most of the extras were Hooligans...
... even the Band, who were photograhed here, smoking
up an Eight-Ball of crack in the Movie Studio parking lot...
... oh, and here's old Chewbacca, copping a Cheap Feel...
... what an animal...
... but, the worst, by far, was actor David Prowse, who filled the
Darth Brooks suit (James Earl Jones did the voice). yup. old boy,
here, had a real penchant for the old, Pull My Finger trickster...
... sure, it kept the cast and crew in stitches... but, it nearly bank-
rupted the film, going through six to eight Darth Brooks costumes
every day on set. oh, he filled it all right... with a Load of Shtein...
have a nice Sunday. maybe, take in a Matinee?
last week's Big Blog
PARTY ON, DARTH
well, that little spoof was fun to make. yup. ah, Star Wars.
a classic movie, that. I remember it being a big deal when
I was 16 or so (insert age joke here). I bet that most of you
didn't know, however, that they had all kinds of problems be-
fore they finished the polished bit of Hollywood Magic we've
come to know and love... not to mention the fact that its' be-
come an institution in it's own right; why, it's a franchise for
merchandising and box-office sales of extraordinary magni-
tude. now, take old Darth Brooks, up top, there. wow. what a
classic Movie Bad Guy, huh? a good job on the Bio-Suit, too,
by the Film Folk at Lucasfilm. oh, but, my-oh-my... what a
slew of trouble they ran into before they got to the finished
product. all kinds of trouble. come on... let's scroll on down...
it started with some really bad special effects.
originally, Darth Brooks was supposed to be a
hot-air balloon. good thing they sobered up...
... but, then, they got into the Green Screen effects. hey,
they cut this scene of a Blaster downing this guy here.
Holy Shit~~ talk about Blow It Out Your Ass...
they had a lot of trouble with those Lightsabers, too, ya know...
... and the early set design was Piss Poor.
this cafeteria scene got cut, thankfully...
... as did this musical number, "Workin' In A Coal Mine".
this guy isn't even on the right set... hey, it's no wonder
he was replaced. now, ne's just another Homeless Fuck...
... as is Darth Brooks, who was recently seen in
Van Nuys, begging off money from strangers...
... that's because his "Vader Hoody" didn't
go over too well, there, in the " 'Hood "...
... they had some issues with character development, as well.
meet the Vaderettes. yup. Sado-Masochistic Cheerleaders...
... but, they did come up with "ShteinTroopers".
here's one rehearsing an upcoming Battle scene...
... as is Darth Brooks, here. hey, Quiet on the Set !!
they originally had a character called "The Shtein-
Trooper King". yup. he got cut, and stuff, though...
... that's because he was way too gay to be in this movie. not
that there's anything wrong with that. hey, don't worry, this
guy went on to make a good living creeping people out on TV...
... and speaking of gay, here's C-3PO with his buddy, R2D2.
he just put one of those "Kick Me" signs on old boy's back...
... they also make some poor choices for Stunt Doubles... even
though the one on the right got a call-back when they were
developing characters for a sequel. yup. the Yoda Prototype...
... but the biggest problems they had were actually with
the cast. this ShteinTrooper is about to be brought up on
a Weapons charge. most of the extras were Hooligans...
... even the Band, who were photograhed here, smoking
up an Eight-Ball of crack in the Movie Studio parking lot...
... oh, and here's old Chewbacca, copping a Cheap Feel...
... what an animal...
... but, the worst, by far, was actor David Prowse, who filled the
Darth Brooks suit (James Earl Jones did the voice). yup. old boy,
here, had a real penchant for the old, Pull My Finger trickster...
... sure, it kept the cast and crew in stitches... but, it nearly bank-
rupted the film, going through six to eight Darth Brooks costumes
every day on set. oh, he filled it all right... with a Load of Shtein...
have a nice Sunday. maybe, take in a Matinee?
last week's Big Blog
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