OPENING PANDORA'S BOX

BOX OF SHTEIN WITH VEGGIE SPREAD
yes, here we are, once again. I've spent way too much time here lately,
but what the hey. at least I'm out of the house before 3pm on Sunday,
ya know it? only problem is that my photos are all organized and stored
at home, on an external drive. no matter.. this Sunday we're gonna talk
about the Pandemic Bread and stuff. yup. more than a little appropriate,
considering Comcast Shitcast won't be in to re-connect me for another
week. those fucks. I fucking hate them. anyhow, if you've never been to
a Panama Breadfruit, find one and stop in. they have good coffee, drinks
and food. oh, and take your laptop, too. they gots free internets, ya know...












I've been gettin' ready for some campin'. this is some of the
new gear I picked up. not shown: rocket launcher and toilet.
oh, wait... the toilet is shown. well, whaddaya know!











that green thing holds tiny hand grenades. yup...











... just big enough to cap a chicken's ass. chickens are good in soups,
pasta, Bar-B-Q's, breads and cereals, tomato sauce, puree, and...












... Chicken Fucking Salad. of which, Pandora has a very nice
one. Chicken, that is. Chicken Fucking Salad Sandwich. yup.











at least, I think it was a chicken...











... what the heck. ya know, meat's meat, and a man's gotta
eat. so what if it wasn't chicken. this Bagette sure is good...












... of course, some people will eat anything, good or bad...













... sometimes I gotta wonder about stuff like Viscosity in foods.
I'm relatively convinced this condiment is about 30-Weight...












let's not go here. we don't know where
that tongue has been, for God's sake...











... in fact, I think I'd better check the ingredients...












... "may contain lactose and feces". hmmmm....












... did I mention I'm a gun owner? that's right.
Charleton Heston was my President. you bet.












I caught this dude staring at me whilst uploading some
photos this morning. I'm pretty sure he was a fucking
homo. yup. not that there's anything wrong with that...











... still, I need to get gas. I mean, I gotta get some gas... aw, fuck it.


See ya next week. stay safe out there...

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