THE WARNING SIGNS

KNOW HOW TO SPOT THEM
this week's Big Blog is a very special Pubic Public Service
Announcement, brought to you by donald james simpson /
unbalanced. we're going to take a look at some interesting
and useful cautionary signs. it's important to be able to un-
derstand these, as they will keep you out of trouble... that
is, as long as you pay attention to 'em. yup. now, take that
one up top, there, for instance: DON'T BE A DOUCHEBAG.
now, of course, you can just ignore it, and go on ahead and
be a DOUCHEBAG anyway... or, you can pay attention, be-
cause as the sign clearly indicates, if you indeed ARE a
DOUCHEBAG... well, you get your fingers severed. that's
right. so, tuck away those dextrous digits, there, campers,
and let's go for a little scroll, shall we? it's fun and harmless...
one thing, though... whatever you do, do NOT click on those
tiny little thumbnail images, okay? alrighty... let's go...














I like this one a lot... yup. GROOVES IN ROAD
ABOUT TO THROW YOU TO YOUR DEATH.












POINT SYSTEM. always good to know the score, eh?












WARNING: ROADKILL AHEAD. very informative...










don't you dare.













... as is this one, FALLING COW ZONE.
thanks for the warning...













they don't all have to be yellow to be useful, either. nope...












... in fact, this one's very useful... and no yellow on it...











you'll be sorry.











... just like this one. 'course, this one is from abroad and all...












... but, usually the yellow ones are the best ones. SHARP
EDGES. special thanks to the Department of Redundancy Department...













wow. talk about a mouthful. boyo, you said it!











it will be bad.












here's a real eye-opener... DON'T
BE A MORON... extra informative...












GODZILLA DESTROYING CITY.
oh, them wacky Japaneses...












... who also designed this warning label
for some machinery they're exporting.










you really shouldn't.












those campers in the background didn't believe this sign.
that's when I put their pictures on the internets... on
the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List. maybe next time, they'll listen.












GOOD LUCK should be WHAT THE FUCK.











this one will leave a mark.












WIZARD WARNING. better turn around and go home...












... unless you live here, in which case, ya
better get the kids the Hell out of there...











you'll be scarred for life.












say! I think this one here's a Swedish
warning sign for NO ASS CLOWNS...












DEAD END. what a way to end the week, ya know it? yup.




oh, go ahead.



see ya next week...

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