CALL 911
CALL 911
today, of course, is the anniversary of the terrorist attacks in 2001. I'm not going to write anything about that. we've got enough problems NOW -- gas still over $3.00 / gallon, New Orleans (the city that was), President George W. Hitler attempting to single-handedly revoke the United States Constitution by issuing a writ trying to rescind the freedom of the press, Gilligan is dead, my cable and internet was assassinated by my service provider (who was too stupid to cut the correct line at my apartment building), Colin Powell -- probably the best person to lead this country (despite being Republican) is (save a few comments and, likely, speaking engagements) nowhere to be found, and.... I'm out of toilet paper.
so, with all that said, today's Big Blog will be a bunch of images I have leftover from playing with my scanner last week. right about now I'm about close to brain-dead, so here goes....
here's some stuff I usually have in my pockets. don't ask about the foam.
these are my keys. they're good for opening locks and stuff. I like to use them to gouge the eyes out of midgets, clowns and cable TV service techs.
this is a CD of some of my music. this is what I named this site after. I know, I know --you don't care....
this is one of my condoms. they don't call me "Popeye" for nothin'. this costs $17.00 because it's custom-made....
this is the instrument kit used by any self-respecting free-lance gynocologist to treat his victims. I like to cauterize 'em with a can of Lysol and a Bic butane lighter.
I've got a couple of these really nice tape guns. sometimes I use 'em with the tool kit.
how 'bout this slab of bacon? you'd be surprised as to how much of the human anatomy can be simulated using this stuff.
of course, bacon isn't so good by itself -- you need some cheese to go with it.
a lot of times I like to just grab a dirty sock to clean up the mess when I'm done eating.
.... and I even scanned myself -- holding my favorite pig lighter (what could be better?). bada bing bada boom, that's all I got this week.
fuck it, I'm going to Wal-Mart to get toilet paper. hasta manana.
last week's Big Blog
CALL 911
today, of course, is the anniversary of the terrorist attacks in 2001. I'm not going to write anything about that. we've got enough problems NOW -- gas still over $3.00 / gallon, New Orleans (the city that was), President George W. Hitler attempting to single-handedly revoke the United States Constitution by issuing a writ trying to rescind the freedom of the press, Gilligan is dead, my cable and internet was assassinated by my service provider (who was too stupid to cut the correct line at my apartment building), Colin Powell -- probably the best person to lead this country (despite being Republican) is (save a few comments and, likely, speaking engagements) nowhere to be found, and.... I'm out of toilet paper.
so, with all that said, today's Big Blog will be a bunch of images I have leftover from playing with my scanner last week. right about now I'm about close to brain-dead, so here goes....
here's some stuff I usually have in my pockets. don't ask about the foam.
these are my keys. they're good for opening locks and stuff. I like to use them to gouge the eyes out of midgets, clowns and cable TV service techs.
this is a CD of some of my music. this is what I named this site after. I know, I know --you don't care....
this is one of my condoms. they don't call me "Popeye" for nothin'. this costs $17.00 because it's custom-made....
this is the instrument kit used by any self-respecting free-lance gynocologist to treat his victims. I like to cauterize 'em with a can of Lysol and a Bic butane lighter.
I've got a couple of these really nice tape guns. sometimes I use 'em with the tool kit.
how 'bout this slab of bacon? you'd be surprised as to how much of the human anatomy can be simulated using this stuff.
of course, bacon isn't so good by itself -- you need some cheese to go with it.
a lot of times I like to just grab a dirty sock to clean up the mess when I'm done eating.
.... and I even scanned myself -- holding my favorite pig lighter (what could be better?). bada bing bada boom, that's all I got this week.
fuck it, I'm going to Wal-Mart to get toilet paper. hasta manana.
last week's Big Blog
CALL 911today, of course, is the anniversary of the terrorist attacks in 2001. I'm not going to write anything about that. we've got enough problems NOW -- gas still over $3.00 / gallon, New Orleans (the city that was), President George W. Hitler attempting to single-handedly revoke the United States Constitution by issuing a writ trying to rescind the freedom of the press, Gilligan is dead, my cable and internet was assassinated by my service provider (who was too stupid to cut the correct line at my apartment building), Colin Powell -- probably the best person to lead this country (despite being Republican) is (save a few comments and, likely, speaking engagements) nowhere to be found, and.... I'm out of toilet paper.
so, with all that said, today's Big Blog will be a bunch of images I have leftover from playing with my scanner last week. right about now I'm about close to brain-dead, so here goes....
here's some stuff I usually have in my pockets. don't ask about the foam.these are my keys. they're good for opening locks and stuff. I like to use them to gouge the eyes out of midgets, clowns and cable TV service techs.this is a CD of some of my music. this is what I named this site after. I know, I know --you don't care....this is one of my condoms. they don't call me "Popeye" for nothin'. this costs $17.00 because it's custom-made....this is the instrument kit used by any self-respecting free-lance gynocologist to treat his victims. I like to cauterize 'em with a can of Lysol and a Bic butane lighter.I've got a couple of these really nice tape guns. sometimes I use 'em with the tool kit.how 'bout this slab of bacon? you'd be surprised as to how much of the human anatomy can be simulated using this stuff.of course, bacon isn't so good by itself -- you need some cheese to go with it.a lot of times I like to just grab a dirty sock to clean up the mess when I'm done eating..... and I even scanned myself -- holding my favorite pig lighter (what could be better?). bada bing bada boom, that's all I got this week.fuck it, I'm going to Wal-Mart to get toilet paper. hasta manana.
last week's Big Blog
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