OFFENSIVE... OR NOT?
OFFENSIVE... OR NOT?
this week, in light of a serious lack of preparation, we'll have a look at some miscellaneous images I've run across here and there... like the two above. tell me, are you more offended by a pirate getting his hand chopped off, or by a bunch of cocksucking Oompa Loompas, mutant orange dwarf bastards from the ghetto in Wonka World? myself, I find the exploitation of a minority offensive... therefore, cut off the fucker's hand (he probably deserved it, anyhow...), and direct your hatred at the late Gene Wilder, user of midgets. you may say to yourself, "Self, ....doesn't Dr. Chip HATE midgets, dwarves and clowns, too.... ?"...and you would be right, BUT (and I do mean butt), that don't make USIN' 'EM right by any stretch of the imagination. ya see, kids, here in America, we are ALL mutants, ALL a bunch 'o' MISCREANTS. Bill Murray said it best in "Stripes", when he said,"we're a bunch of mutts".
DAMN ANYONE TO FUCK WITH US.
to my new friend Ultra Toast Mosha God, ( who lives in the UK ), don't be fooled by our pompous American arrogance... just remember, we only revolted because King George did not give us a voice in Parliament.
that said, let's see what really is and isn't offensive...
BOWL 'O' SHTEIN. offensive, but not as offensive as it'll be tomorrow morning....
BEER PIRATE. this guy offended the guys who are cutting off his hands in the above photo.
ALBERT EINSTEIN. he might be offensive to you if you have one of those silly "Jesus Fish" things on your car....
CLEM. a victim of incestuous genetic mutation.
very offensive.
SANTA smokes fuckin' Luckies, eh?
BUTT SHOT. offensive to me, as I was trying to get a picture of the roof for work, when this guy decided to bend over.
MY PHONE. I took this shot to use as a time stamp, as it's less work than resetting my camera. sloth is very offensive.
SHE'S A DOG, TOO. this is Brett Favre's dog.... I don't know if the guy took too many hits in his career, or if he's just plain sick. either way, this is definately offensive.
see you next week.
Auf Wiedersehn.
last week's BIG BLOG
OFFENSIVE... OR NOT?
this week, in light of a serious lack of preparation, we'll have a look at some miscellaneous images I've run across here and there... like the two above. tell me, are you more offended by a pirate getting his hand chopped off, or by a bunch of cocksucking Oompa Loompas, mutant orange dwarf bastards from the ghetto in Wonka World? myself, I find the exploitation of a minority offensive... therefore, cut off the fucker's hand (he probably deserved it, anyhow...), and direct your hatred at the late Gene Wilder, user of midgets. you may say to yourself, "Self, ....doesn't Dr. Chip HATE midgets, dwarves and clowns, too.... ?"...and you would be right, BUT (and I do mean butt), that don't make USIN' 'EM right by any stretch of the imagination. ya see, kids, here in America, we are ALL mutants, ALL a bunch 'o' MISCREANTS. Bill Murray said it best in "Stripes", when he said,"we're a bunch of mutts".
DAMN ANYONE TO FUCK WITH US.
to my new friend Ultra Toast Mosha God, ( who lives in the UK ), don't be fooled by our pompous American arrogance... just remember, we only revolted because King George did not give us a voice in Parliament.
that said, let's see what really is and isn't offensive...
BOWL 'O' SHTEIN. offensive, but not as offensive as it'll be tomorrow morning....
BEER PIRATE. this guy offended the guys who are cutting off his hands in the above photo.
ALBERT EINSTEIN. he might be offensive to you if you have one of those silly "Jesus Fish" things on your car....
CLEM. a victim of incestuous genetic mutation.
very offensive.
SANTA smokes fuckin' Luckies, eh?
BUTT SHOT. offensive to me, as I was trying to get a picture of the roof for work, when this guy decided to bend over.
MY PHONE. I took this shot to use as a time stamp, as it's less work than resetting my camera. sloth is very offensive.
SHE'S A DOG, TOO. this is Brett Favre's dog.... I don't know if the guy took too many hits in his career, or if he's just plain sick. either way, this is definately offensive.
see you next week.
Auf Wiedersehn.
last week's BIG BLOG
OFFENSIVE... OR NOT?this week, in light of a serious lack of preparation, we'll have a look at some miscellaneous images I've run across here and there... like the two above. tell me, are you more offended by a pirate getting his hand chopped off, or by a bunch of cocksucking Oompa Loompas, mutant orange dwarf bastards from the ghetto in Wonka World? myself, I find the exploitation of a minority offensive... therefore, cut off the fucker's hand (he probably deserved it, anyhow...), and direct your hatred at the late Gene Wilder, user of midgets. you may say to yourself, "Self, ....doesn't Dr. Chip HATE midgets, dwarves and clowns, too.... ?"...and you would be right, BUT (and I do mean butt), that don't make USIN' 'EM right by any stretch of the imagination. ya see, kids, here in America, we are ALL mutants, ALL a bunch 'o' MISCREANTS. Bill Murray said it best in "Stripes", when he said,"we're a bunch of mutts".
DAMN ANYONE TO FUCK WITH US.
to my new friend Ultra Toast Mosha God, ( who lives in the UK ), don't be fooled by our pompous American arrogance... just remember, we only revolted because King George did not give us a voice in Parliament.
that said, let's see what really is and isn't offensive...
BOWL 'O' SHTEIN. offensive, but not as offensive as it'll be tomorrow morning....
BEER PIRATE. this guy offended the guys who are cutting off his hands in the above photo.
ALBERT EINSTEIN. he might be offensive to you if you have one of those silly "Jesus Fish" things on your car....
CLEM. a victim of incestuous genetic mutation.
very offensive.
SANTA smokes fuckin' Luckies, eh?
BUTT SHOT. offensive to me, as I was trying to get a picture of the roof for work, when this guy decided to bend over.
SHE'S A DOG, TOO. this is Brett Favre's dog.... I don't know if the guy took too many hits in his career, or if he's just plain sick. either way, this is definately offensive.see you next week.
Auf Wiedersehn.
last week's BIG BLOG
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