SUCK-ASS CHRISTMAS CARDS
SUCK-ASS CHRISTMAS CARDS
this week, let's take a look at some really bad Christmas cards. like the one above, an E-card sent to me by my Mom. thanks a lot, Ma. I was really hoping to get a good look at Santa Claus twitching his ass this Holiday Season. hey, this just makes me want to commit suicide, you know it?
with that being said, here's a few more....
Santa's Dead. this image, unearthed by my friend CJ Sorg, is funny as hell for the Doctor, but a really poor choice to send off to friends & family, especially if they've got little ones.
Hasidic Jew at the Wailing Wall, Jerusalem. -good for Hanukkah, I guess, but very, very bad for Christmas. maybe this guy should stick to selling diamonds, instead of sending Holiday cards like this to Gentiles. OY!
Santa Gets Punished. this girl got a lump of coal in her stockings. at least I think it was coal. Bad Santa.
not much to say here. Merry Fuckin' Christmas, huh? ...say, do I smell ass?
Mr. Potato Santa. this, one of those homemade deals. hey, don't quit your day job, thinking you have a future at Hallmark....
Clubber Lang Santa. 'ol Kris Kringle goes Mr.T on Blitzen, here, after stepping in a pile of old boy's shit. it just doesn't get much more Christmassy....
Ho Ho Ho, Hum. check back next week for a very special Sunday Big Blog.
Feliz Navidad.
last week's BIG BLOG
SUCK-ASS CHRISTMAS CARDS
this week, let's take a look at some really bad Christmas cards. like the one above, an E-card sent to me by my Mom. thanks a lot, Ma. I was really hoping to get a good look at Santa Claus twitching his ass this Holiday Season. hey, this just makes me want to commit suicide, you know it?
with that being said, here's a few more....
Santa's Dead. this image, unearthed by my friend CJ Sorg, is funny as hell for the Doctor, but a really poor choice to send off to friends & family, especially if they've got little ones.
Hasidic Jew at the Wailing Wall, Jerusalem. -good for Hanukkah, I guess, but very, very bad for Christmas. maybe this guy should stick to selling diamonds, instead of sending Holiday cards like this to Gentiles. OY!
Santa Gets Punished. this girl got a lump of coal in her stockings. at least I think it was coal. Bad Santa.
not much to say here. Merry Fuckin' Christmas, huh? ...say, do I smell ass?
Mr. Potato Santa. this, one of those homemade deals. hey, don't quit your day job, thinking you have a future at Hallmark....
Clubber Lang Santa. 'ol Kris Kringle goes Mr.T on Blitzen, here, after stepping in a pile of old boy's shit. it just doesn't get much more Christmassy....
Ho Ho Ho, Hum. check back next week for a very special Sunday Big Blog.
Feliz Navidad.
last week's BIG BLOG
SUCK-ASS CHRISTMAS CARDS
this week, let's take a look at some really bad Christmas cards. like the one above, an E-card sent to me by my Mom. thanks a lot, Ma. I was really hoping to get a good look at Santa Claus twitching his ass this Holiday Season. hey, this just makes me want to commit suicide, you know it?
with that being said, here's a few more....
Santa's Dead. this image, unearthed by my friend CJ Sorg, is funny as hell for the Doctor, but a really poor choice to send off to friends & family, especially if they've got little ones.
Hasidic Jew at the Wailing Wall, Jerusalem. -good for Hanukkah, I guess, but very, very bad for Christmas. maybe this guy should stick to selling diamonds, instead of sending Holiday cards like this to Gentiles. OY!
Santa Gets Punished. this girl got a lump of coal in her stockings. at least I think it was coal. Bad Santa.
not much to say here. Merry Fuckin' Christmas, huh? ...say, do I smell ass?
Mr. Potato Santa. this, one of those homemade deals. hey, don't quit your day job, thinking you have a future at Hallmark....
Clubber Lang Santa. 'ol Kris Kringle goes Mr.T on Blitzen, here, after stepping in a pile of old boy's shit. it just doesn't get much more Christmassy....
Ho Ho Ho, Hum. check back next week for a very special Sunday Big Blog.
Feliz Navidad.
last week's BIG BLOG
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