WELCOME TO MY WORLD
WELCOME TO MY WORLD
good morning. my name is doctor chip, and I'll be your waiter today. this weekend, we're Cooking With Shtein, and, so there's a few specials I'd like to tell you about before you order. can I get you something to drink first? ..... mmm hmmm... one vodka, and one instant coffee with grain alcohol. com'on, it's only a quarter after 7 in the morning, guys.... okay, if you say so. I'll have an ambulance waiting just in case.
let's turn the other cheek. ready?
COOKING WITH SHTEIN
first up is this lovely animated file which you should now find at the top of our sidebar, and clicking on it will link you to my profile page. sometimes, existing in the Blog-O-Sphere can be like keeping up with the Joneses. that's plain old Joneses, not the Indiana Joneses you're probably thinking about right now
("I hate snakes, Jack... I HATE 'em!"). you surf, you see something somebody else has, you want one, you make it happen. after 10 months here, it was only last week that I saw an animated profile photo, thus revealing that the profile settings will support gif files (up to a certain bandwidth, anyway).
gotta have one.
all of the specials today are from our sidebar menu, and all are, I'm pleased to say, free of charge. gluttonize these
items to your heart's content, as all of our
Cooking With Shtein specials are buffet style.
IMAGE LINKS
don't confuse these with something else. if it's sausage links you want, hit the road. some of you'se guys out there don't know a mouse-over from a meta-tag. I was one of you, once... in fact, one of the reasons I created this site was to learn more computer & IT skills; and, while I'm not a coder, I now have a basic understanding of a lot of the machine language that runs this stuff. for example, all of the images in my sidebar are hyperlinks now, and clicking on one will take you somewhere. like Mr. Death, here. in the sidebar, clicking on him will take you to his most recent tidbit of wisdom. here in this post, however, if you click on him, your destination will be
the most disgusting photo ever taken. EVER.
DEEP THOUGHTS
I've added a tag-board, and, as the name implies, this is for posting only the deepest of thoughts. feel free to join in the fun... just click on the little boxes on the bottom to add your name, link (or E-Mail address) & text, then press "go". located near the bottom of our sidebar, this should provide for a nutritious breakfast for the youngsters.
THE SHTEIN CAM
- note: click on speaker in upper left corner to mute... there are 2
players open at this permalink which do not playback in sync -
introducing the Shtein Cam. later, you'll be able to look here for audio and video feeds, as well as the live feed you see here (if I'm on-line), and it has video chat capabilities. this sweet deal is easy to use, and, best of all, free of charge from the peeps at Stickam. you'll find this directly below Deep Thoughts.
ALL YOU CAN EAT
brown trout in blue sauce.
so... ready to order?
bon appetit.
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WELCOME TO MY WORLD
good morning. my name is doctor chip, and I'll be your waiter today. this weekend, we're Cooking With Shtein, and, so there's a few specials I'd like to tell you about before you order. can I get you something to drink first? ..... mmm hmmm... one vodka, and one instant coffee with grain alcohol. com'on, it's only a quarter after 7 in the morning, guys.... okay, if you say so. I'll have an ambulance waiting just in case.
let's turn the other cheek. ready?
COOKING WITH SHTEIN
first up is this lovely animated file which you should now find at the top of our sidebar, and clicking on it will link you to my profile page. sometimes, existing in the Blog-O-Sphere can be like keeping up with the Joneses. that's plain old Joneses, not the Indiana Joneses you're probably thinking about right now
("I hate snakes, Jack... I HATE 'em!"). you surf, you see something somebody else has, you want one, you make it happen. after 10 months here, it was only last week that I saw an animated profile photo, thus revealing that the profile settings will support gif files (up to a certain bandwidth, anyway).
gotta have one.
all of the specials today are from our sidebar menu, and all are, I'm pleased to say, free of charge. gluttonize these
items to your heart's content, as all of our
Cooking With Shtein specials are buffet style.
IMAGE LINKS
don't confuse these with something else. if it's sausage links you want, hit the road. some of you'se guys out there don't know a mouse-over from a meta-tag. I was one of you, once... in fact, one of the reasons I created this site was to learn more computer & IT skills; and, while I'm not a coder, I now have a basic understanding of a lot of the machine language that runs this stuff. for example, all of the images in my sidebar are hyperlinks now, and clicking on one will take you somewhere. like Mr. Death, here. in the sidebar, clicking on him will take you to his most recent tidbit of wisdom. here in this post, however, if you click on him, your destination will be
the most disgusting photo ever taken. EVER.
DEEP THOUGHTS
I've added a tag-board, and, as the name implies, this is for posting only the deepest of thoughts. feel free to join in the fun... just click on the little boxes on the bottom to add your name, link (or E-Mail address) & text, then press "go". located near the bottom of our sidebar, this should provide for a nutritious breakfast for the youngsters.
THE SHTEIN CAM
- note: click on speaker in upper left corner to mute... there are 2
players open at this permalink which do not playback in sync -
introducing the Shtein Cam. later, you'll be able to look here for audio and video feeds, as well as the live feed you see here (if I'm on-line), and it has video chat capabilities. this sweet deal is easy to use, and, best of all, free of charge from the peeps at Stickam. you'll find this directly below Deep Thoughts.
ALL YOU CAN EAT
brown trout in blue sauce.
so... ready to order?
bon appetit.
last week's Big Blog see more of my world
WELCOME TO MY WORLDgood morning. my name is doctor chip, and I'll be your waiter today. this weekend, we're Cooking With Shtein, and, so there's a few specials I'd like to tell you about before you order. can I get you something to drink first? ..... mmm hmmm... one vodka, and one instant coffee with grain alcohol. com'on, it's only a quarter after 7 in the morning, guys.... okay, if you say so. I'll have an ambulance waiting just in case.
let's turn the other cheek. ready?
COOKING WITH SHTEIN
first up is this lovely animated file which you should now find at the top of our sidebar, and clicking on it will link you to my profile page. sometimes, existing in the Blog-O-Sphere can be like keeping up with the Joneses. that's plain old Joneses, not the Indiana Joneses you're probably thinking about right now
("I hate snakes, Jack... I HATE 'em!"). you surf, you see something somebody else has, you want one, you make it happen. after 10 months here, it was only last week that I saw an animated profile photo, thus revealing that the profile settings will support gif files (up to a certain bandwidth, anyway).
gotta have one.
all of the specials today are from our sidebar menu, and all are, I'm pleased to say, free of charge. gluttonize these
items to your heart's content, as all of our
Cooking With Shtein specials are buffet style.
IMAGE LINKS
don't confuse these with something else. if it's sausage links you want, hit the road. some of you'se guys out there don't know a mouse-over from a meta-tag. I was one of you, once... in fact, one of the reasons I created this site was to learn more computer & IT skills; and, while I'm not a coder, I now have a basic understanding of a lot of the machine language that runs this stuff. for example, all of the images in my sidebar are hyperlinks now, and clicking on one will take you somewhere. like Mr. Death, here. in the sidebar, clicking on him will take you to his most recent tidbit of wisdom. here in this post, however, if you click on him, your destination will be
the most disgusting photo ever taken. EVER.
DEEP THOUGHTS
I've added a tag-board, and, as the name implies, this is for posting only the deepest of thoughts. feel free to join in the fun... just click on the little boxes on the bottom to add your name, link (or E-Mail address) & text, then press "go". located near the bottom of our sidebar, this should provide for a nutritious breakfast for the youngsters.THE SHTEIN CAM
players open at this permalink which do not playback in sync -
introducing the Shtein Cam. later, you'll be able to look here for audio and video feeds, as well as the live feed you see here (if I'm on-line), and it has video chat capabilities. this sweet deal is easy to use, and, best of all, free of charge from the peeps at Stickam. you'll find this directly below Deep Thoughts.
ALL YOU CAN EAT
brown trout in blue sauce.
so... ready to order?
bon appetit.
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