WHAT NOBODY SAYS. EVER.

WHAT NOBODY SAYS.
EVER.
language is a funny thing. especially taken out of context.
here's some phrases I'll bet will never come up in a conversation.
phrases that sound right until they're all the way finished.
phrases that go with bizarre images like the one above.
phrases like, "Take this, Reverend Mother... ugh!".
well, you'll get the picture....


"How much you want for that Ebola Virus?"


"Come on over later. We're cookin' Parakeet!"


"Boy, your house sure smells like cat-shit..."


"Say! How was that funeral you went to?"


"That George W Bush is sure one smart dude."


"Wow, Mary! Did you gain more weight?"


"Let's go find some Jehova's Witnesses to give our money to."


"Wanna head on over to Jonestown for a cold one?"





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