F L A T U L E N C E
F L A T U L E N C E
Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus, produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals. Flatulence is released under pressure through the anus, often with a characteristic sound and offensive odor. Releasing flatulence is colloquially known as farting.
(from Wikipedia)
Fart (färt), Vulgar Slang. intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts
To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
(from Dictionary.com)
I didn't need my alarm clock this morning. it would seem that I farted myself awake. talk about an eye-opener. lucky it didn't scare the shit out of me. now, like a turtle pokin' his head out of the mud, here comes this week's Big Blog. whoopee .... (cushion).
1) FART JOKES ARE ALWAYS "IN"
that's right. as sophomoronic as it may seem, letting one rip at the right (or wrong) time is funny, no matter what your mother told you. what could be more side-splitting than, say, the Pope... blowing out the seat of his Pope-Pantalones during Communion?
I did an internet search this week, and, it seems,
a lot of people out there agree with me. check out these fart jokes I found. well, okay... maybe they're fart gags...
wowsers. it's like the shtein smell on parade.
frankly, though, I don't get the gum thing.
come to think of it, maybe that's best.
2) FART SELLS... & EVERYONE'S BUYING
... even the peeps in Hollywood know a good thing when they
see it. or smell it. like the image below, for example...
... you thought this film was good before they re-made it?
just check out this director's cut. way to go, Mel.
3) PREPOSTEROUS ANTICS
where, or how else are you ever going to find a better way to get a quick, cheap laugh, than at the expense of a fart? I've personally used the machine below, and, I can tell you first hand that it's utterly hilarious. get one. try it. you'll love it.
highly recommended. take it from me, a doctor.
4) INCREDIBLE SIGHT GAGS
check out the Goodyear Pimp, here...
... this futard filled his wet-suit with methane. at least, I hope that's methane... 'cause, if it's not, well, let's just call him
a big ol' yellow water balloon.
or, a bag of shit.
5) RIDICULOUS GRAPHICS
...and, finally, the guy in the picture below is creating a chuckle or two, weather you like it or not. okay, that was a really bad pun. really, really bad. I guess, then, with that, I'll check out. Garcon, send room service to clean up after
the guy in the wet-suit. my room is already clean.
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, PAL.
whoomp, there it is. sorry, but I'm
out of shit to say 'til next week.
GO AHEAD & CLICK ON IT.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
last week's Big Blog
F L A T U L E N C E
Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus, produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals. Flatulence is released under pressure through the anus, often with a characteristic sound and offensive odor. Releasing flatulence is colloquially known as farting.
(from Wikipedia)
Fart (färt), Vulgar Slang. intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts
To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
(from Dictionary.com)
I didn't need my alarm clock this morning. it would seem that I farted myself awake. talk about an eye-opener. lucky it didn't scare the shit out of me. now, like a turtle pokin' his head out of the mud, here comes this week's Big Blog. whoopee .... (cushion).
1) FART JOKES ARE ALWAYS "IN"
that's right. as sophomoronic as it may seem, letting one rip at the right (or wrong) time is funny, no matter what your mother told you. what could be more side-splitting than, say, the Pope... blowing out the seat of his Pope-Pantalones during Communion?
I did an internet search this week, and, it seems,
a lot of people out there agree with me. check out these fart jokes I found. well, okay... maybe they're fart gags...
wowsers. it's like the shtein smell on parade.
frankly, though, I don't get the gum thing.
come to think of it, maybe that's best.
2) FART SELLS... & EVERYONE'S BUYING
... even the peeps in Hollywood know a good thing when they
see it. or smell it. like the image below, for example...
... you thought this film was good before they re-made it?
just check out this director's cut. way to go, Mel.
3) PREPOSTEROUS ANTICS
where, or how else are you ever going to find a better way to get a quick, cheap laugh, than at the expense of a fart? I've personally used the machine below, and, I can tell you first hand that it's utterly hilarious. get one. try it. you'll love it.
highly recommended. take it from me, a doctor.
4) INCREDIBLE SIGHT GAGS
check out the Goodyear Pimp, here...
... this futard filled his wet-suit with methane. at least, I hope that's methane... 'cause, if it's not, well, let's just call him
a big ol' yellow water balloon.
or, a bag of shit.
5) RIDICULOUS GRAPHICS
...and, finally, the guy in the picture below is creating a chuckle or two, weather you like it or not. okay, that was a really bad pun. really, really bad. I guess, then, with that, I'll check out. Garcon, send room service to clean up after
the guy in the wet-suit. my room is already clean.
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, PAL.
whoomp, there it is. sorry, but I'm
out of shit to say 'til next week.
GO AHEAD & CLICK ON IT.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
last week's Big Blog
F L A T U L E N C E
Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus, produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals. Flatulence is released under pressure through the anus, often with a characteristic sound and offensive odor. Releasing flatulence is colloquially known as farting.
(from Wikipedia)
Fart (färt), Vulgar Slang. intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts
To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
(from Dictionary.com)
I didn't need my alarm clock this morning. it would seem that I farted myself awake. talk about an eye-opener. lucky it didn't scare the shit out of me. now, like a turtle pokin' his head out of the mud, here comes this week's Big Blog. whoopee .... (cushion).
1) FART JOKES ARE ALWAYS "IN"
that's right. as sophomoronic as it may seem, letting one rip at the right (or wrong) time is funny, no matter what your mother told you. what could be more side-splitting than, say, the Pope... blowing out the seat of his Pope-Pantalones during Communion?
I did an internet search this week, and, it seems,
a lot of people out there agree with me. check out these fart jokes I found. well, okay... maybe they're fart gags...
wowsers. it's like the shtein smell on parade.
frankly, though, I don't get the gum thing.
come to think of it, maybe that's best.
2) FART SELLS... & EVERYONE'S BUYING
... even the peeps in Hollywood know a good thing when they
see it. or smell it. like the image below, for example...
... you thought this film was good before they re-made it?
just check out this director's cut. way to go, Mel.
3) PREPOSTEROUS ANTICS
where, or how else are you ever going to find a better way to get a quick, cheap laugh, than at the expense of a fart? I've personally used the machine below, and, I can tell you first hand that it's utterly hilarious. get one. try it. you'll love it.
highly recommended. take it from me, a doctor.
4) INCREDIBLE SIGHT GAGS
check out the Goodyear Pimp, here...
... this futard filled his wet-suit with methane. at least, I hope that's methane... 'cause, if it's not, well, let's just call him
a big ol' yellow water balloon.
or, a bag of shit.
5) RIDICULOUS GRAPHICS
...and, finally, the guy in the picture below is creating a chuckle or two, weather you like it or not. okay, that was a really bad pun. really, really bad. I guess, then, with that, I'll check out. Garcon, send room service to clean up after
the guy in the wet-suit. my room is already clean.
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, PAL.
whoomp, there it is. sorry, but I'm
out of shit to say 'til next week.
GO AHEAD & CLICK ON IT.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
last week's Big Blog
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