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Sunday, March 12, 2006

SUNDAY DRIVE II

SUNDAY DRIVE II
well, some of the peeps out there don't know that sometimes you have to operate heavy machinery in the roofing industry. now, take this 60' boom lift. please. take it, so I don't have to work on this ridiculous fucking place anymore. this, in Naples, Florida... they sent us to repair hurricane damage; but folks, let me tell you that most of it was from golf balls being sliced away from the 11th fairway, about 450' from where I got these photos. it wouldn't surprise me if they turned in an insurance claim on this. crooks.

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let's hop in the basket and take a ride, eh? this is extended about 1/2, or 30'. there was too much crosswind to raise it the whole 60'... those photos may come another day.


not only are these people crooks, but they're ass-holes, too. just check out this bike-riding sphinctoid. he thought it was a good idea to sneak into my photo. fucker.


perspective: 30' up, 25' from building.
too far away to piss on it.


that's me, driving the machine. I'm smiling 'cause
we were done for the day. fuck this place...


... and this is the place. we've been here for weeks.
I hate it here, Jack... I hate it!


that's one of the guys on my crew. usually, I like to send 'em on break, then spit on 'em... and let 'em think a bird just took a runny old crap on their head. but, this guy's a good shit,
so I gave him a Mulligan.


looking down the boom. you could piss down
that thing, if you absolutely had to.
say! it's just about quittin' time! but, before I go,
I'd like to share a new animation with you...
I call it, "Epileptic During Earthquake Season"...


"EPILEPTIC DURING EARTHQUAKE SEASON"

see? whaddaya think?

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