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Sunday, March 5, 2006

SUNDAY DRIVE

SUNDAY DRIVE
well, not really Sunday, but it works here. I took my trusty Mavica with me to work a few times last week, in case I got some good photo ops... which I didn't. instead, I offer up this substandard drivel, a measly excuse for content. actually, I've been putting a lot of time into R&D for a static audio feed for this page... next thing I know, Sunday rolls around. so, these are images I got on my way home the other day.
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drive home 003
we left the job site and pulled right into heavy rush hour traffic... and a construction zone. whoopee...
another hour & 1/2 drive to go 17 miles.

drive home 004
in Florida, they pull this shit all year long. this stretch of road has been under construction for about 6 years.

drive home 005
this photo shows why... most of the workers are using homemade tools. probably state subsidized, too.
thanks a lot, Jeb. you fuck.

drive home 001
then, we got behind this guy. hey! that reminds me, I'm hungry...

drive home 006
... so, I pulled into a fucking McDrive-Thru. wow. look at the shit laying around. very appetizing, you know it?

drive home 007
here's a better look at one of the new McDumpsters. I guess McDonald's has been hurt by the economy, too...

drive home 008
... and, check out the new downsized McMenu.
we can thank the W Regime for this little gem.
that, and getting shot-gunned in the face.

drive home 009
here I am, trying to get my order placed. I'm screaming and angry because the McCashier couldn't speak McEnglish worth a McFuck. I guess, even in this modern, now-a-go-go world, even
Greasy Mac's has to cut costs somewhere to stay afloat.
"Gimme two Double Cheeseburgers.... NO, CHEESEBURGERS!
-- DOUBLE FUCKING CHEESEBURGERS!
C.H.E.E.S.E.B.U.R.G.E.R.S........!!! ...oh, fuck me..."


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