BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMICALS

BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMICALS
World War II brought the inception of some very important polymers and materials, not the least of which is Nylon; and, while Nylon certainly has it's place in industry, I like it 'cause it looks great on a nice set of legs. better living, indeed.
now, the 2 guys in the top image are living better through Alcohol. well, one is... the other one's dead from smashing his skull against the tree when he passed out.
suppose we take a look at some other stuff...


this is MonoSodium Glutamate, commonly called MSG. there's enough here to stop your heart, but you'll find a little piece of this pile in just about every package of processed food you'll ever buy. I don't really buy into the "safe preservative" theory... this stuff has probably already altered our DNA.


"Thanks, I needed that." John Belushi was a supreme
comedic talent. what most people don't know is that was
a real bottle of Old No. 7.


this guy hasn't heard of one of our better chemicals, Flouride... which helps protect the teeth, as well as being the biggest Communist Conspiracy of our time...


... so, he'll wind up needing this stuff,
Zinc Oxide-Eugenol Cement.


this bitch of a witch got hammered before she drove, and now she's all fuckered-up. that broom is up her ass, too...


... after they rectify the broom situation, she'll be fitted
for some prosthetics. these are made from Silicone,
and it's not just for tits anymore...


... but, as long as we're on the subject, this subject was subjected to a Booby-Trap, and got her Jugs hacked off.
here we see her being happily fitted for a couple of
swell Silicone replacements.


Morphine's been around for a while, but people are always finding new uses for it. this guy loves to jam a bunch of sharp things through his face. Morphine makes it possible to shove more of 'em in, before he passes out from the pain.

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