Y O R K E L S
Y O R K E L S
after being repeatedly exposed to the putrid and disgusting Stench-Fest that is the local Wal-Mart here in York, Pennsylvania, I've decided to post a Big Blog about it. now, don't take this the wrong way, I'm not saying that everyone in York smells bad, but the Olfactory Offenses at Wally World continually stack up, boggling the mind, and bottling (up) the Adenoids.
Suppose we start at the top. that, friends, is what I like to call a "Yorkel". York & yokel = "Yorkel", get it? his name is Ben.
Ben Dover. he produces a mighty stink, people, and Ben, here, is a Victim of Incestuous Genetic Mutation, complete with webbed feet and fingers... courtesy of old Uncle Dad. check out the spastic eye, too. now, let's look at his family and friends.
get ready to hold your breath...
here's Ben's wife, "Eilleen". Eilleen Dover. and when she did, boy did it stink. Eilleen failed as an Entrepeneurial Prostitute, as she's too ugly to get boffed by a regular Joe, and too stupid to figure out the 2-Bag trick (one for her face, and one to go over your own head in case her's breaks) so she couldn't make any money. then, she found Ben.
this is the offspring Ben & Eilleen didn't produce. she was a foriegn exchange student from Korea, named Irene. Irene Dover. once they actually got all the Shtein cleaned off of her, they found her to be a he... so they re-named him "Hell", and adopted him. now he's Hell Dover. believe it or not, this photo really doesn't do justice to the profane ugliness of this Yorkel.
this image is the Mother-In-Law. or maybe it's the Father-In-Law. either way, He/She is a whore. mutants!
speaking of mutants, here's a file photo of Ben's best friend Cletus, who lives in the dumpster behind the Panera Bread Store, right next to the Wal-Mart. Cletus stinks, too. oh, and he's a well-reknowned Shit-Walker... but that, friends, is a Big Blog for another Sunday.
this is Eilleen's brother. he's also her cousin. what a mess.
and speaking of mess, this is what Yorkels do for fun, dress up the Family Pet. just never you mind that it's a Whole Fryer... check out the Marlboro crammed up the old Booty-Hole!
...clothespins available in Aisle 9...
last week's Big Blog
Y O R K E L S
after being repeatedly exposed to the putrid and disgusting Stench-Fest that is the local Wal-Mart here in York, Pennsylvania, I've decided to post a Big Blog about it. now, don't take this the wrong way, I'm not saying that everyone in York smells bad, but the Olfactory Offenses at Wally World continually stack up, boggling the mind, and bottling (up) the Adenoids.
Suppose we start at the top. that, friends, is what I like to call a "Yorkel". York & yokel = "Yorkel", get it? his name is Ben.
Ben Dover. he produces a mighty stink, people, and Ben, here, is a Victim of Incestuous Genetic Mutation, complete with webbed feet and fingers... courtesy of old Uncle Dad. check out the spastic eye, too. now, let's look at his family and friends.
get ready to hold your breath...
here's Ben's wife, "Eilleen". Eilleen Dover. and when she did, boy did it stink. Eilleen failed as an Entrepeneurial Prostitute, as she's too ugly to get boffed by a regular Joe, and too stupid to figure out the 2-Bag trick (one for her face, and one to go over your own head in case her's breaks) so she couldn't make any money. then, she found Ben.
this is the offspring Ben & Eilleen didn't produce. she was a foriegn exchange student from Korea, named Irene. Irene Dover. once they actually got all the Shtein cleaned off of her, they found her to be a he... so they re-named him "Hell", and adopted him. now he's Hell Dover. believe it or not, this photo really doesn't do justice to the profane ugliness of this Yorkel.
this image is the Mother-In-Law. or maybe it's the Father-In-Law. either way, He/She is a whore. mutants!
speaking of mutants, here's a file photo of Ben's best friend Cletus, who lives in the dumpster behind the Panera Bread Store, right next to the Wal-Mart. Cletus stinks, too. oh, and he's a well-reknowned Shit-Walker... but that, friends, is a Big Blog for another Sunday.
this is Eilleen's brother. he's also her cousin. what a mess.
and speaking of mess, this is what Yorkels do for fun, dress up the Family Pet. just never you mind that it's a Whole Fryer... check out the Marlboro crammed up the old Booty-Hole!
...clothespins available in Aisle 9...
last week's Big Blog
Y O R K E L S
after being repeatedly exposed to the putrid and disgusting Stench-Fest that is the local Wal-Mart here in York, Pennsylvania, I've decided to post a Big Blog about it. now, don't take this the wrong way, I'm not saying that everyone in York smells bad, but the Olfactory Offenses at Wally World continually stack up, boggling the mind, and bottling (up) the Adenoids.
Suppose we start at the top. that, friends, is what I like to call a "Yorkel". York & yokel = "Yorkel", get it? his name is Ben.
Ben Dover. he produces a mighty stink, people, and Ben, here, is a Victim of Incestuous Genetic Mutation, complete with webbed feet and fingers... courtesy of old Uncle Dad. check out the spastic eye, too. now, let's look at his family and friends.
get ready to hold your breath...
here's Ben's wife, "Eilleen". Eilleen Dover. and when she did, boy did it stink. Eilleen failed as an Entrepeneurial Prostitute, as she's too ugly to get boffed by a regular Joe, and too stupid to figure out the 2-Bag trick (one for her face, and one to go over your own head in case her's breaks) so she couldn't make any money. then, she found Ben.
this is the offspring Ben & Eilleen didn't produce. she was a foriegn exchange student from Korea, named Irene. Irene Dover. once they actually got all the Shtein cleaned off of her, they found her to be a he... so they re-named him "Hell", and adopted him. now he's Hell Dover. believe it or not, this photo really doesn't do justice to the profane ugliness of this Yorkel.
this image is the Mother-In-Law. or maybe it's the Father-In-Law. either way, He/She is a whore. mutants!speaking of mutants, here's a file photo of Ben's best friend Cletus, who lives in the dumpster behind the Panera Bread Store, right next to the Wal-Mart. Cletus stinks, too. oh, and he's a well-reknowned Shit-Walker... but that, friends, is a Big Blog for another Sunday.this is Eilleen's brother. he's also her cousin. what a mess.and speaking of mess, this is what Yorkels do for fun, dress up the Family Pet. just never you mind that it's a Whole Fryer... check out the Marlboro crammed up the old Booty-Hole!...clothespins available in Aisle 9...
last week's Big Blog
expunged by doctor chip @ 5:06 AM
<< Home