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Sunday, September 24, 2006

MANHOLE - O - JAVA


M A N H O L E - O - J A V A
pry open eyes with flatbar: check. take an enormous leak: check. boot up lappy: check. stumble to kitchen for initial caffiene interdiction: check. inhale 1/2 dozen ciggies: check. look at today's radar: check. investigate overnight numbers & emails: check. jettison spam: check. open Blogger page for today's post: check no, strike that, it's Sunday already. this time of year, that means 2 things... football, and the Sunday Big Blog- and it's snuck up on me again. what to do? hmm... Email... Big Blog... Email... Big Blog... yeah, that's the ticket! come on! let's look at some swell images people send me in Emails...
click to enrage...



this image, and the one up top, came from my sister Gail,
along with a bunch of other cool adverts. what a mouthful.


speaking of mouthful, I love this shot. I used to do this
to an ex-girlfriend of mine. no, really... she loved it.


hey, check out Tit-For-Brains, here.


Fast 'N' Easy. yup. thanks to Dino,
a Catholic who says, "Jesus is Dead".


CJ Sorg's biggest fan. this, however,
was sent to me by RockDog. very nice.


oh, and here's one for the ladies. yup.


oh, yeah, the ladies love wieners; and,
so does this guy, appearantly. hmmm.


here's a great new product for the gals.
this one was sent to me by CJ Sorg.


this duck used that goo to form a Mohawk,
in honor of the mighty Mohawk Chieftain.
oddly enough, he sent me this shot...


... as well as this one. the Chief, here,
served as a secret weapon in the Marines.
Semper Fi, Chief!


speaking of secret weapons, get an
eye-ful of the USS Country Club, here.


finally, this kitty litter cake was forwarded to me,
along with this recipe. no, really. thanks, Johnny!

Bon Appetit... see you next Sunday.

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