COCA COLA

ICON TO THE WORLD
it's everywhere, all over the world, from the Big Apple to the filthiest
third-world country. it's Coca Cola, and it's an American Icon. noted
for it's flavor and a few odd factoids (such as, it reportedly dissolves
some metals, I've heard), the Coke Bottle is as recognizable as Uncle
Sam, Mickey Mouse, and the good old Statue of Puberty. I found some
interesting images pertaing to this stuff, like the photo up top, which
is of a Coke bottle holograph. scroll down for some more...

check out these Coke Worshippers. naw, I'm just kiddin'. these guys
are actually Arab Terrorists, and they've disguised themselves as a
case of Coke to avoid being killed by the Americans...

... too bad for them, though, 'cause we've got just the weapon
to ferret out those dirty, rotten Terrorist bastards. yup.

I just hope we don't accidentally get their camels.
that'd be cruelty to animals and stuff, ya know it?

speaking of animals, here's a Coke-drinkin' squirrel.

this is Connie Francis, getting a brain transplant.
as well as enjoing a couple of ice-cold Coca Colas.

this shot demonstrates what happens when you dump a Mentos
into a Coke. all the rage now, they say. sure looks cold out...

... so, don't leave any full cans of the stuff out there.

here it is, the proverbial Cash-Cow... the very source of Coca Cola...

... and, speaking of sources, did you know that the good
people at Coca Cola also package Dasani drinking water?

someone had the swell idea to turn Coke cans into mini-stashes.

of course, the competition had to follow suit...

... and, it eventually spread to other products.
hey, don't use that can of Barbasol to shave.

didn't I just tell you not to do that?
see you next week...
last week's Big Blog

ICON TO THE WORLD
it's everywhere, all over the world, from the Big Apple to the filthiest
third-world country. it's Coca Cola, and it's an American Icon. noted
for it's flavor and a few odd factoids (such as, it reportedly dissolves
some metals, I've heard), the Coke Bottle is as recognizable as Uncle
Sam, Mickey Mouse, and the good old Statue of Puberty. I found some
interesting images pertaing to this stuff, like the photo up top, which
is of a Coke bottle holograph. scroll down for some more...

check out these Coke Worshippers. naw, I'm just kiddin'. these guys
are actually Arab Terrorists, and they've disguised themselves as a
case of Coke to avoid being killed by the Americans...

... too bad for them, though, 'cause we've got just the weapon
to ferret out those dirty, rotten Terrorist bastards. yup.

I just hope we don't accidentally get their camels.
that'd be cruelty to animals and stuff, ya know it?

speaking of animals, here's a Coke-drinkin' squirrel.

this is Connie Francis, getting a brain transplant.
as well as enjoing a couple of ice-cold Coca Colas.

this shot demonstrates what happens when you dump a Mentos
into a Coke. all the rage now, they say. sure looks cold out...

... so, don't leave any full cans of the stuff out there.

here it is, the proverbial Cash-Cow... the very source of Coca Cola...

... and, speaking of sources, did you know that the good
people at Coca Cola also package Dasani drinking water?

someone had the swell idea to turn Coke cans into mini-stashes.

of course, the competition had to follow suit...

... and, it eventually spread to other products.
hey, don't use that can of Barbasol to shave.

didn't I just tell you not to do that?
see you next week...
last week's Big Blog

ICON TO THE WORLD
it's everywhere, all over the world, from the Big Apple to the filthiest
third-world country. it's Coca Cola, and it's an American Icon. noted
for it's flavor and a few odd factoids (such as, it reportedly dissolves
some metals, I've heard), the Coke Bottle is as recognizable as Uncle
Sam, Mickey Mouse, and the good old Statue of Puberty. I found some
interesting images pertaing to this stuff, like the photo up top, which
is of a Coke bottle holograph. scroll down for some more...

check out these Coke Worshippers. naw, I'm just kiddin'. these guys
are actually Arab Terrorists, and they've disguised themselves as a
case of Coke to avoid being killed by the Americans...

... too bad for them, though, 'cause we've got just the weapon
to ferret out those dirty, rotten Terrorist bastards. yup.

I just hope we don't accidentally get their camels.
that'd be cruelty to animals and stuff, ya know it?

speaking of animals, here's a Coke-drinkin' squirrel.

this is Connie Francis, getting a brain transplant.
as well as enjoing a couple of ice-cold Coca Colas.

this shot demonstrates what happens when you dump a Mentos
into a Coke. all the rage now, they say. sure looks cold out...

... so, don't leave any full cans of the stuff out there.

here it is, the proverbial Cash-Cow... the very source of Coca Cola...

... and, speaking of sources, did you know that the good
people at Coca Cola also package Dasani drinking water?

someone had the swell idea to turn Coke cans into mini-stashes.

of course, the competition had to follow suit...

... and, it eventually spread to other products.
hey, don't use that can of Barbasol to shave.

didn't I just tell you not to do that?
see you next week...
last week's Big Blog
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