M O T I V A T I O N

UNBALANCED MOTIVATIONAL THERAPY
recently, the company I work for has had all of us managers doing
weekly motivational seminars. yup. I gotta say, I've picked up some
good tips, points and techniques. it's also had an effect on my more
creative side; I even developed my own special set of motivational
posters, like the one above, demonstrating that anything is possible.
scroll on down for the rest of 'em... oh, and feel free to right-click
and save, so that you, too, can put 'em up in your own office.
come on, be a hero...




this poor sap didn't get the memo in time. he's good here, though.




this is Pyramid Head. he's a very innovative employee.
unfortunately, there's nobody left in his client base.




yup, you gots to want it to get it.
boffing on a Rolls Royce? you bet.




keep your goals square in your sights. stay between the lines...




... and, never forget where you came from. you weren't
born a manager, you had to learn the skills, ya know it?




just grow up and shut up about it.
life can't be all ridin' chickens & stuff.




always stay on task, and on the task at hand.
remember to finish all your paperwork.




okay, "Ass Candy" has nothing to do with any kind of motivation.
I thought it looked really, really good on one of these posters, though.




keeping a neat, tidy and organized work station equals success.




your work force is a batch of lemmings.
show 'em how to do it, or else they'll jump.




yup. don't be afraid to use the old noggin', or to use it often.




have I ever introduced you guys to my girlfriend?
this is Sandy. what a f*****g whore, this one...

... see you next week.

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