MEDICAL PROCEDURES

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this week, we'll take a look at the goings on at my medical
practice. yup. hey! you like my doorbell? that was given to
me by a taxidrivist I know. he found it on the side of the
road, whilst taking a fare to the airport. swell, huh? I mean,
what could be better, for a Free-Lance Gyn-O-Cologist,
such as myself? this'll be lots 'o' fun. come on & scroll down...





here's a look at my crack staff. they kid around a lot.





here they are making a home movie. I should go on the
record as saying I do not encourage this sort of thing.





this is Crip-tography. no, that's not a typo; the
guy in the Parabolic Chamber? well, he's a Crip.





I love to encourage my patients to get involved.
check out old boy, here, probing his own nose
during a routine sinus membrane infestigation.





this one's embarrassing. old girl, here, was diagnosed
as having Appendicitis. oops. silly me, huh? yeah.





here's old boy again, this time on a return trip
to remove a brain tumor. having him do the work
really cuts down on the old Malpractice Insurance.





I still keep all my old textbooks from
medical school for reference. yup...




... and this guy is getting prepped
for surgery. we're gonna pull a lung.





sometimes, I need to bone up on my doctor skills
by doing a test run on this Dummy. hey, they
don't call it a "practice" for nothing, you know...





... but, alas, practice doesn't always help.
sorry about that, Slick. no, really, I mean it.





I gave this little guy a Colostomy. yup.
not that he needed one or anything...





... I just needed something better to do with
my Colostomy Bags than serve drinks in 'em.
this gal's enjoying a Black Russian. indeed.




see you next week...

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