ANNIVERSARY EXTRAVAGANZA II

LOOK, MA, NO HANDS!
it's a little dark, it's a little sick, it's a little tongue-in-cheek,
it's donald james simpson / unbalanced, and it's two years
old today! I'm glad this fell on a Sunday, so's I could post
it here, on the Big Blog! wow. lot's of stuff has happened in
the last year, too... we found not one, but two great new
products, I got Peeped, Dumped and hacked... Kerry got
shot... I hired a staff... we received not one, but 2 awards...
I tried to kill the Big Blog... Adrienne Barbeau's tits won a
poll... Batman jerked off... and, we discovered the Truth,
as well as the Fountain of Youth. whew! what a mouthful!
oh, I forgot to mention I lost a hand, hence the photo up
top, my personal choice for Image Of The Year. yup. let's
scroll on down and take a gander into the past, shall we?
if you click on the image, it'll take you to the original post.















Fearless Leader. maybe the biggest ass-hole alive.














Torture-Me Elmo called it quits in Arizona.














old boy, here, didn't live long after we got this photo...














... and, neither did old girl, here. yup. too many Fruit Loops.














say! here's the old R & D Team, at the Nugget Refinery!















a personal favorite, the child-shitting elephant.















quite the socialite, this one. oh, my...














we even came up with some new recipes this year...














... and, we survived "Blow-It-Out-Your-Ass Week", too.














recipes or not, you can't eat everything you see here...














... or, drink it, either. talk about crimes against humanity.














now, this, though, is completely edible. yup.














"Animal Lover". brutal. savage. beyond perversion.














have your cake. eat it, too.
become the cake. uggggh.







thank you for making unbalanced part of your day...


... see you next week!


last week's Big Blog
last year's Anniversary Extravaganza