HELLO, DOLLY

DOLLY-LAMA-O-RAMA
a Happy Sunday to everybody! we've got a lot of images of
dolls this week. now, dolls are fucked up, if you ask me.
they've been around for most of human history, but I still
think it's kind of creepy. I put 'em in the same category as
clowns and mimes. now, that's fucked up. I mean, just look
at the one up top... 28 arms and 4 legs-- who's the perverted
sicko who made this thing for their kid? come on, already.
scroll on down, and let's look at some more...







here's the old Gangsta Bitch Barbie. good stuff.







these two come with some kind of rodent.







here's the new Lingerie Whore Barbie.
ages 14 and up, please.







see? I told you they were scary. sorry, kids.







this is the Pooper Scooper Barbie. batteries not included.







fuck Ken, here comes Big Jim!







Welfare Slut Barbie.
'nuff said.







there's old Jaques Cousteau, and he's playing with dolls!







remember Sorority Slut Barbie? she's a classic, I tell ya.







this is just wrong on so many levels.







check out the new Bulldozer Victim Barbie.







this is Bondage Sex Slave Ken.
Dominatrix Barbie sold seperately.







I have no clue who Hugo is, but he's got
his very own battery operated doll.







dolls killing dolls. now, that's what I call special.







Cookout Barbie. yup. doll cannibalism.







here's the all new Dick "Shotgun" Cheney doll. oh, my.







USB Barbie. you just pull her head off, then shove her in.







say! it's the new Fucktard Action Figure Play Set! holy shit!







yup. I saved the best for last, don't ya know...
... say hello to the all new Iraqi Hostage Barbie.






see ya next week...

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