THREE SQUARES A DAY

YOU DON'T WANNA EAT THIS.
mmm. who likes bacon? I do, as long as it's not crawlin' about
on it's own... either that, or the maggots have taken over, but
good. welcome back to the Big Blog, where this week we have
on tap some delicious little items I found whilst patrolling the
internets. ther's a lot of sick bastards out there, too. yup. so,
just relax, grab a snack (or a barf bag!), and scroll on down...







here's a fun little commercial for ya (opens new window).








Chef, Boy-Are-We. don't eat what he's servin'.















ooh, rat and fries, what could be better? maybe a Cyanide
capsule, that's what. this, from the Big Boy in Sandy, Utah.








ever try a Beef Twinkie? hmm, me neither. nor will I.















these are Bananas. FYI: don't eat 'em
if they turn this disgusting shade of blue.








Monkeybrains cereal. breakfast of champions.















okay, who's the frog who thought this crap up? rule of thumb:
don't eat anything that wants to get up and escarGOt AWAY.















hot stuff, now that's more like it. check that diaper tomorrow.















yup. Picante will give you gas. so will Pork...








... and, speaking of Pork, how 'bout cookin' yourself
up a heapin' helpin' of Defenseless Animal? oh, yeah...








... you'll need some side dishes with that Pork... unless, of course,
you don't have anything in the cupboard. or have cupboards...








... in which case you can always have a Shit Sandwich...








... or, swap skills, like this indigent swine...








... or make some Tea with a pre-owned Tampoon. ugh.















enjoy this pizza commercial from India. yup.







it's true, Jesus is for suckers.

see ya next week.

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