OBESITY

PHYSICAL FATNESS
some of you may be aware that for the last few months,
I've been on sort of a diet. well, less of a diet, really, than
just trying to remove the excess fat from what I eat. yup.
the human body is something like 94% water... and the
above image shows 4 of the 5 Great Lakes. that'd be Su-
perior, Erie, Huron, and Ontario, left to right, what with
Superior being the biggest. now, this batch of swine set
of fine young ladies needs to learn that a lot of fat in your
diet don't mix too well with all that water in your body,
see? it just gets stored up in fat cells, and all it really does
is grow us. that's why I'm tryin' to cut the fat out now...
so's I can shrink again. that said, I thought maybe this
week we'd get an eyeball-full of some funny fat pictures.
so grab a bacon-double-cheeseburger, some fries,
and a big old chocolate shake... and scroll on down...



















pay attention on this one... fatness and sex do not mix...



















... not even if'n you're This Little Piggy.



















just give 'em some fries, and look at 'em grow!!



















FotoFat. not to be confused with FotoMat.
this guy is the Pooperazzi you hear about...



















... and he was shooting this tabloid layout.
yup. that's French for "Christ, you're fat!"



















one more Whopper with cheese meal, and old boy,
here, is really gonna be sitting around the house...



















Fatness+Depends=sudden nausea. do the math.



















this is what happens to your dog if ya let it get too fat...



















... that, or his ass gets turned into a flowerpot. oh, my.



















old girl, here, really seems to know a thing or two
about stuffing, don't she? Holy Big Mac, Batman!



















don't kid yourself, this flip was unintentional...



















... he was teaching Junior, here, how to ride.



















here's a swell video for y'all.
have a Great Sunday!

see ya next week...

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