~ S M O K I N' !! ~
SOMEBODY STOP ME !!
yes, here we are, once again, another peaceful Sunday morning being bastardized by moi. yup. you bet. this week, we're gonna take a little look at smoking. now, myself, I am a smoker, much to my own chagrin. yeah, see, I admitted to myself a long, long time ago that I'm addicted to Nicotine, and the reason I continue to smoke is that I am an addict, plain and simple. now take the little animation up top, for example. ya see? I can't even fire up the old Shtein Cam without puffin' on a grut. that said, I'm tryin' to cut back these days, in the hopes that I could maybe quit sometime soon. for right now, though, I have managed to find a slew of funny images about cigarettes and stuff... so, come on, smoke 'em if ya got 'em, grab an ashtray, and scroll on down, it's gonna be an EXTRA big Big Blog today!
here I am, first thing in the morning. indeed, I need 2 cigs
and 2 jumbo cups 'O' Java just to even consider starting.
sometimes, I like to roll my own. this is a lost art, I tell ya.
here's the finished product. looks like a joint, don't it?
here's one I shoved up some wino's ass. yup.
hey, listen, I told you it was gonna be big.
even nuns like to smoke when they get a chance.
you go, Sister...
... and, these are the Sister's sisters.
say THAT 3 times real fast, I dare ya...
... as I did the Sister's sisters' Grandma, who's seen
here, paying her debt to society, after losing the dare.
some people smoke after sex. it's a time-honored tradition.
just like sheep-fucking is a time-honored tradition.
Koala fucking is something entirely new, however.
say! check out this Gatling Gun of a cigarette holder...
... and, here's a great new hat from Neimann-Marcus.
this is Smokey. he's into spontaineous human
combustion. this is the "before" shot, ya know...
... but here's the "after" shot.
don't try this at home, kids...
... play with this cool toy, instead, it'll teach you
to smoke at an early age. thank you, Philip Morris.
ya see? it works like a charm. check out little Junior, here.
they even make smokes for an emergency. yup...
... but, the truth is, the tobacco companies?
well, they're just fucking us, plain and simple.
indeed, they treat us like the little folk, ya know it?
in fact, this Chimp is a chump, 'cause they got him, too.
maybe they should advertise like this clever campaign?
better yet, give out Lung Ash Trays. that oughta hit home.
well, here's a swell vid for y'all. have a great Sunday!
see ya (cough cough) next week (cough)...
last week's Big Blog
SOMEBODY STOP ME !!
yes, here we are, once again, another peaceful Sunday morning being bastardized by moi. yup. you bet. this week, we're gonna take a little look at smoking. now, myself, I am a smoker, much to my own chagrin. yeah, see, I admitted to myself a long, long time ago that I'm addicted to Nicotine, and the reason I continue to smoke is that I am an addict, plain and simple. now take the little animation up top, for example. ya see? I can't even fire up the old Shtein Cam without puffin' on a grut. that said, I'm tryin' to cut back these days, in the hopes that I could maybe quit sometime soon. for right now, though, I have managed to find a slew of funny images about cigarettes and stuff... so, come on, smoke 'em if ya got 'em, grab an ashtray, and scroll on down, it's gonna be an EXTRA big Big Blog today!
here I am, first thing in the morning. indeed, I need 2 cigs
and 2 jumbo cups 'O' Java just to even consider starting.
sometimes, I like to roll my own. this is a lost art, I tell ya.
here's the finished product. looks like a joint, don't it?
here's one I shoved up some wino's ass. yup.
hey, listen, I told you it was gonna be big.
even nuns like to smoke when they get a chance.
you go, Sister...
... and, these are the Sister's sisters.
say THAT 3 times real fast, I dare ya...
... as I did the Sister's sisters' Grandma, who's seen
here, paying her debt to society, after losing the dare.
some people smoke after sex. it's a time-honored tradition.
just like sheep-fucking is a time-honored tradition.
Koala fucking is something entirely new, however.
say! check out this Gatling Gun of a cigarette holder...
... and, here's a great new hat from Neimann-Marcus.
this is Smokey. he's into spontaineous human
combustion. this is the "before" shot, ya know...
... but here's the "after" shot.
don't try this at home, kids...
... play with this cool toy, instead, it'll teach you
to smoke at an early age. thank you, Philip Morris.
ya see? it works like a charm. check out little Junior, here.
they even make smokes for an emergency. yup...
... but, the truth is, the tobacco companies?
well, they're just fucking us, plain and simple.
indeed, they treat us like the little folk, ya know it?
in fact, this Chimp is a chump, 'cause they got him, too.
maybe they should advertise like this clever campaign?
better yet, give out Lung Ash Trays. that oughta hit home.
well, here's a swell vid for y'all. have a great Sunday!
see ya (cough cough) next week (cough)...
last week's Big Blog
SOMEBODY STOP ME !!
yes, here we are, once again, another peaceful Sunday morning being bastardized by moi. yup. you bet. this week, we're gonna take a little look at smoking. now, myself, I am a smoker, much to my own chagrin. yeah, see, I admitted to myself a long, long time ago that I'm addicted to Nicotine, and the reason I continue to smoke is that I am an addict, plain and simple. now take the little animation up top, for example. ya see? I can't even fire up the old Shtein Cam without puffin' on a grut. that said, I'm tryin' to cut back these days, in the hopes that I could maybe quit sometime soon. for right now, though, I have managed to find a slew of funny images about cigarettes and stuff... so, come on, smoke 'em if ya got 'em, grab an ashtray, and scroll on down, it's gonna be an EXTRA big Big Blog today!
here I am, first thing in the morning. indeed, I need 2 cigs
and 2 jumbo cups 'O' Java just to even consider starting.
sometimes, I like to roll my own. this is a lost art, I tell ya.
here's the finished product. looks like a joint, don't it?
here's one I shoved up some wino's ass. yup.
hey, listen, I told you it was gonna be big.
even nuns like to smoke when they get a chance.
you go, Sister...
... and, these are the Sister's sisters.
say THAT 3 times real fast, I dare ya...
... as I did the Sister's sisters' Grandma, who's seen
here, paying her debt to society, after losing the dare.
some people smoke after sex. it's a time-honored tradition.
just like sheep-fucking is a time-honored tradition.
Koala fucking is something entirely new, however.
say! check out this Gatling Gun of a cigarette holder...
... and, here's a great new hat from Neimann-Marcus.
this is Smokey. he's into spontaineous human
combustion. this is the "before" shot, ya know...
... but here's the "after" shot.
don't try this at home, kids...
... play with this cool toy, instead, it'll teach you
to smoke at an early age. thank you, Philip Morris.
ya see? it works like a charm. check out little Junior, here.
they even make smokes for an emergency. yup...
... but, the truth is, the tobacco companies?
well, they're just fucking us, plain and simple.
indeed, they treat us like the little folk, ya know it?
in fact, this Chimp is a chump, 'cause they got him, too.
maybe they should advertise like this clever campaign?
better yet, give out Lung Ash Trays. that oughta hit home.
well, here's a swell vid for y'all. have a great Sunday!
see ya (cough cough) next week (cough)...
last week's Big Blog
expunged by doctor chip @ 6:25 AM
3 Comments:
2 smokes and 2 cups of Jo needed to function here too. Then there is the bathroom cigarette to go with the mornin' constitution... but we won't go there.
I like to smoke, while I'm being smoked.
¦:¬L
Cigarettes be a essential part of bein a Monster. How else be me gonna blow smoke up people's asses.
STOMP.
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