BIG BOOBIES BLOG

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SMUT
faster than a speeding nipple... more powerful than a dead heat
in a dirigible race... able to leap tall D-cups in a single bound...
Look! up in the sky! it's a bird... it's a plane.. it's a ... titty? oh, wait,
there's two of 'em! two titties! two boobies! two cans, melons, fun-
bags, gazongas, breasticuffs, jugs, hooters... a nice set, a nice pair, a
terrific rack... Holy Shit, my cup runneth over! that's right, campers,
as promised, this week we're gonna take a look at some casabas! woo-
hoo! I figured after the debacle that was Mangled Member Week, it's
the very least I could do. I've been collecting these images for a long
time (for this post, gutterminds), and the day to spring them forth
upon the world is finally at hand. now, I had some help with this one,
so I'd like to thank my friends Dean, mammalman, RockDog, and
the Mohawk Chieftain for the emails, and Rat at I Hate My Cubicle
for turning up lots of interesting stuff! that said, are ya ready? are you
really ready? well, okay, then! grab yourself a box of Milk Duds, some
whipped cream, and a pair of Neoprene gloves... and scroll on down...
... yesiree, why, this is gonna be the Biggest, Boobiest Big Blog ever!

















ah, yes, the old Etch-A-Sketch, and what better place
to ideate? indeed, this is the old Drawing Board, alright.



















see? you can use it to design stuff like this bra. oh, yeah.



















speaking of design, check out Sushi Girl, here.
now, that is what I call innovative. yup.



















hey! anyone remember this old breast pump?



















looks like old girl, here, has got herself a couple
of helping hands! this just keeps gettin' better...



















... and better! check out these clever neckwarmers!



















this Soccer Mom is Hell-bent on feeding the World.



















this one, though isn't very clever at all.
it's the Wardrobe Malfunction Play Set.



















wow. ya know, even a stupid Monkey can appreciate nice tits...



















... and, speaking of stupid, well, here ya go. yup.



















no, we're not on TV. this one's stupid, too.



















this gal's not so stupid. looks like a coder, in fact. click to enrage!



















oh, yeah. this has to be just about as good as it gets!



















okay, so, she's a Dog. okay, so, she's two Dogs...



















... but just take a ganders at the Contest Winner! very nice.



















Man Breasts. these are no good. Buzz-Kill.



















oh, yeah, click to enrage. as if you actually need to...



















I bet you can't find the John Deere Tractor in this shot.



















Best. Invention. Ever. well, except, maybe self-tapping screws...



















... say, I gotta go now. I'm setting up a free Cancer Clinic
for wayward single mothers. listen, stay safe out there...








see ya next week...

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