IT'S COMING...

... WINTER, THAT IS
well, last week was Mangled Member Week, and whilst that was
going on, Mother Nature gave a lot of us some very stark reminders
that Summer's gone, Fall is here, and Winter is just a Hop, Skip, and
a Head-Pull away. yup. so, to cap off the week, this week's Big Blog
is a collection of fucked-up images of Penises (PEE-niss-ez, noun, plu-
ral; from the word Penis; English; Latin=Penes; Slang=Penii). indeed,
these may or may not warm you up, but they're funny either way.
so, come on... get those chains on your tires, check your
Anti-Freeze, grab a blanket, and scroll on down...










Snow Job. oh, yeah, way too obvious, this one.










this guy's got a little too much time on his hands.
where are ya gonna put that carrot, Slim Slicker?










here's last year's Snow Gun. what a Great Idea!










MORE IDEAS, GOOD AND BAD
yup, keep on scrollin'...










Spurt Gun. a Very Bad Idea.










here's the Dicktie. get one, and wear it at
your next corporate luncheon. Good Idea.










Six-Foot Stuffed Dick Toy. oh, yeah, she's gonna love you
for this. just do it, Slick, and you'll be her Hero. Good Idea.










Plasticock. non-Biodegradable. Bad Idea.










I've got your remote right here! giving the remote to
a youngster with a very bad attitude? Very Bad Idea.










how could someone actually print this CD? Bad Idea.










Cockin Candy. okay, well, maybe it's Licorice. Bad Idea.










Ninja Groin-Kick Ad Campaign. Very Good Idea.
that Chinese text says, "Ow, my fucking balls!!!"










Festival of Cock, Part One. these are the runners-up.
Good Idea.










Festival of Cock, Part Two. the Winner.
Good Idea.










Festival of Cock, Part Three. RollerDick.
Bad Idea. he could slip and fall on a kid.










Parade of Fools. Blunder Woman meets The Mutant.
check out the Melons on this Hose-Hound. Good Idea.
that reminds me... next week, we'll be taking a much,
much closer look at Boobies, and I'm not joking, either.




we'll see ya then...
- have a Great Sunday!

last week's Big Blog