DE TOILETTE III

THAT'S FRENCH FOR TOILETS 3
eau heau heau, oui, oui! here we go again, campers. that's right,
the third (and likely not the last) Big Blog about toilets! yup, see-
the internets are literally chock full 'O' toilet images... a seemingly
endless supply of funny and fucked up shitter graphics, and they're
ours for the taking, yesirree. I figured we'd take a good look at both
kinds today, kind of like old girl, up top there. some of these are a
little disturbing, though, so, get the kiddies out of the room before
ya go any further. I'm also pleased to inform you that you can click
to enrage each and every photo this week (you know you want to).
all that said, I think we're ready, already. so, come on, grab a roll of
your favorite butt-wipe and a plunger, buckle on up, strap yourself
down, put the dog out... and let's just go for a little scroll, shall we?










I guess you won't need that butt-wipe after all...










... nope. hey, watch out for them teeth, though.





















a giant-sized Elephant shitter. this is as big as it gets...










... and, this is as small as it get's. yup.
germs gotta shit, too, ya know.










nobody said toilets can't multi-task. check out old boy,
here, doing his very best Keith Moon impression...










Spontaneous Human Combustion! woot! please notate
the fact that there's a crapper in the background, there.





















Public Restrooms can be interesting. this executive
shitter is set up to get the job done. just remember,
though, it ain't over 'til all of the paperwork is done .










this gem of an image is from the public rest room at the
"Reach-Around Bar & Grill". uh, no ladies' room, though.










sometimes a prankster get's in a good one at a public restroom.
this guy's paperwork is done, though, whether he likes it or not .





















silly cops. they're just clueless sometimes. yup...










... like Sergeant Sphincter, here. no fucking clue.










hey, calling all cars! this is a great item to have on the road...





















... speaking of road, this one's on the road to recycling...










... as is this recycled potty-planter...










... but, this recycling idea is just plain wrong. ugh.





















ya know, ya just gotta love Truth in Advertising. yup.










oops. looks like somebody missed, huh? disgusting...










... but, here's a direct hit. yup. there goes Pearl Harbor...










... just make sure you flush, or nasty things can grow.










Biohazard. 'nuff said, methinks.





















occasionally, toilets can become evil. get a load of this clown.










Spikes. I'm thinkin' nobody's gonna fall for this wicked gag.





















wow. what's she doin'? hmmm. she looks kinda horny...










... oh, THAT explains it. yesirree, it's a kinky sex prop, too!










well, I think I'm done tackling the issues for this week...





wave g'bye, y'all. see ya next week.

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