WE'LL HAVE NUN OF THIS

NUN IMAGE GETS A BLACK EYE
well, well, well. so, maybe ya thought these Penguin-Clad gals
are all squeaky-clean, eh? well, I'm here to tell ya, they're not.
now, I'm not real keen on Catholicism anyway, what with their
platform of non-involvement during the Holocaust, the Spanish
Inquisition, and Child-Boffing Priests and all that... but, nobody
ever says much of anything about Nuns, ya know it? heh. they
have some skeletons in the old closet, too, see... and I've got the
dirt on 'em. yup. so, don't you go believin' all that Holier Than
Thou crap... just scroll on down and take yourself a ganders at
this week's Big Blog, as we've got a little expose' on tap for ya...










now, these two, they ain't gonna get none. nope.
sorry, Eric. this is a women-only club. indeed.










whoa! Little Sister, here, is HOT-HOT-HOT...










... but, her Big Sister, here, is NOT-NOT-NOT. ugghh.





















these swell lookers like hangin' out in taverns and stuff...










... just get a few beers in 'em and let the fun begin...










... and this will really light up the old party.










once they're drunk and stoned, they like
to start showin' a little ass. click to enrage...










... oh, yeah, this one's knees are nice 'n' red. spread 'em, Sister!










hey, when ya buy 'em drinks, though, watch
how many you take in, or this one will start
to look good. whaddaya say, a 12-pack here?





















oh, my. sometimes, they can get so hard up, they get silly.
check out these Clam-Diggers havin' a Lesbian Water Orgy...










... and, some turn to Bestiality. you poor girl.
Nun Other than an Animal Lover. disgusting.










'course, they usually surf the Internet for Porn.





















now, here's the real dirt. get a load of this Pimp Nun,
advertising for her own little Nun Prostitution Ring.










oh, yeah. Sister Mary, here, will do anything
for a buck... oh, and I DO mean anything...










... but, if'n Mary don't float yer boat, you can
rent one of these Inflatable Nun Sex Dolls...





















... that said, the Hookers are the Real Deal, yes, indeed.
they come in all shapes and sizes. you can get "Playful"...










... or, if that's a little light for ya, you can get "Slutty"...










... or, if'n ya REALLY wanna ramp things up,
you can get this one. yup. she's "Extra-Slutty".










don't feel too bad when they end up like this. Sorry, Sister.










oh, my. perhaps I should have taken the
Reverand Mother's advice and used this.










well, no harm, no foul, eh? we'll just make
this our own Dirty Little Secret, shall we?










looks like they even made a Documentary.










here's a Nun havin' some Fun. yup.












see ya next week...

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