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Sunday, January 6, 2008

BUSINESS AS USUAL


SIGNS OF THE TIMES
Happy Sunday, everybody! well, the Holidays are finally over,
and things are starting to fall back into their usual routine... one
could say Business as Usual, you bet. so, this week, we've got a
bunch of images of signs. oh, yeah, these are the real deal, yup.
real as the bag of 10 of those Bad Boy Greazy Fish Filets from
Greazy Macs that I ate in a drunken stupor one time, as a young
man... and, I'm here to tell ya, that was maybe the worst I ever
had to blow chow. indeed, the Technicolor Yawn is never very
pleasant... but, you'll get a chuckle or two out of this fun little
collection, many of which were Emailed to me over the last two
years or so... so, come on, and grab a Bag-O-Sliders, a big old box
of Cheese Fries, a keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and scroll on down...










Truth in Advertising, courtesy of Big Boy. indeed.










the store's closing, but they need help? what a bunch of Rubes...










... these guys need help, too. Liquor and Guns don't mix...










... aah, but Good Help is oh, so hard to find, ya know it?










... Prompt Attention, however, isn't as scarce.










whoa. 2 for five bucks? what a fuckin' bargain!










maybe if I apply here, I could make the 5 bucks...










... I definately don't want to work here, though. uggh.










yo, Billboards like this one are always fun to check out...









... yup. not my field of expertise, but it's funny...










... special thanks to the Olean Jaycees. you crazy fucks.










oh, and you can Pork the One You Love. says so here.










road signs are good, too. just get a load of
old boy, here, gettin' his picture taken in a
Falling Cow Zone. what a stupid, stupid kid...










... yup. they put this one up at his house...










... and, this magnificent bastard is right in his backyard.










here's hopin' ya never run across this little beauty...










... 'cause Alcohol and drivin' don't go together real well.
now, Drugs, on the other hand, are perfectly okay...










... yeah. when Hell freezes over, that is.










say! here's some bonus coverage from McDonald's...
yup. I'm Lovin' It...










... this one, however... well, it's just plain old
nasty. indeed, too much information here...




see ya next week...

last week's Big Blog

2 Comments:

Blogger Margaret said...

For a few photos there I almost thought you did travel through Savannah on your way home.

January 6, 2008 at 9:02 AM  
Blogger none said...

Those were great.

Now hiring all shits... yes they do and then they give you the shits.

January 6, 2008 at 10:33 AM  

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