DUCT TAPE
IT'S NOT JUST FOR DUCTS ANYMORE
well, good morning, and a Happy Sunday, everybody! it feels
pretty good to be back in the saddle again, so to speak... after
the last 2 weeks of rehashed images, we're back at full strength
here at unbalanced... and, this Sunday, we've got a swell little
collection of photographs of... Duct Tape. yup. now, consider the
image up top: looks like an electronics shop. with Duct Tape. it
was invented to seal ductwork, but almost nobody uses it for
that, though, ya know it? oh, yeah. it's sometimes called "Duck
Tape", "90MPH Tape", or even just "Tape", but it's got 1001
uses, and you should always have a roll or two around the old
hacienda, eh? uh huh. come on, let's have a little look, shall we?
oh, my. this poor, stupid sap busted out his own car window.
it's a good thing he had some Duct Tape laying around. yup.
hey, it makes a good Band-Aid in a pinch, too... and,
speaking of pinch, supposin' ya click to enrage here?
Duct Tape is great for fixing broken toilet seats, too.
ever fall off of a broken toilet whilst Shteining? bad.
aahh, I just love this one. yup. Bondage and Humiliation. heh...
... looks like old girl, here, is in for some deep shit, ya know it?
hey! check out this temporary remedy for a Skull Fracture!
it's true... without Duct Tape, his brains would be all over.
ever want to shut someone up? Duct Tape lets ya do it...
... in fact, we should employ this tech-
nique just a little bit more frequently.
some people like to use their Duct Tape to have a little fun.
yup, old boy, here, is havin' a gas. until he gets gas, that is...
... but, this gal won't get any gas.
she does have to Pee, though...
... as does this guy. wow. what a good friend that dude
on the left must be, huh? personally, I'd get a bucket...
... now, this guy isn't havin' any fun at all. see, you can
tell, 'cause he's gagged and stuff. his friends hate him.
here's how you can have a whole lot
more fun whilst Babysitting. oh, yeah...
... and, speaking of Babysitting, this guy must have done
something really bad. that, or pissed someone off. badly...
... like this guy did. yup. never piss off a batch
of Jokers, especially when you're outnumbered.
looks like Progress caught up with this Plumbers' Crack...
... maybe he should consider these. $119.00, by Perry Ellis.
now, this nice young couple is gettin' with the Program, here.
yup. too bad he didn't Duct Tape his head back into the Photo...
I found this rather disturbing image online.
I will call him, "FatBoy". that's 'cause he's fat.
now, here's something really disturbing. oh, my.
meet Duct Tape Man. he doesn't look very dis-
turbing, but he turned up in some Historical pics...
... like at that OJ Simpson (no relation) trial...
... and, what was he doing here, when old Jack Ruby
offed Lee Harvey Oswald? hmmm... Lone Gunman
Theory, my ass... it was a fucking conspiracy, I tell ya...
... well, time to go. I have to research this Duct Tape Man guy
in a little bit more detail... 'til next week, hasta la vista, Baby.
last week's Big Blog
IT'S NOT JUST FOR DUCTS ANYMORE
well, good morning, and a Happy Sunday, everybody! it feels
pretty good to be back in the saddle again, so to speak... after
the last 2 weeks of rehashed images, we're back at full strength
here at unbalanced... and, this Sunday, we've got a swell little
collection of photographs of... Duct Tape. yup. now, consider the
image up top: looks like an electronics shop. with Duct Tape. it
was invented to seal ductwork, but almost nobody uses it for
that, though, ya know it? oh, yeah. it's sometimes called "Duck
Tape", "90MPH Tape", or even just "Tape", but it's got 1001
uses, and you should always have a roll or two around the old
hacienda, eh? uh huh. come on, let's have a little look, shall we?
oh, my. this poor, stupid sap busted out his own car window.
it's a good thing he had some Duct Tape laying around. yup.
hey, it makes a good Band-Aid in a pinch, too... and,
speaking of pinch, supposin' ya click to enrage here?
Duct Tape is great for fixing broken toilet seats, too.
ever fall off of a broken toilet whilst Shteining? bad.
aahh, I just love this one. yup. Bondage and Humiliation. heh...
... looks like old girl, here, is in for some deep shit, ya know it?
hey! check out this temporary remedy for a Skull Fracture!
it's true... without Duct Tape, his brains would be all over.
ever want to shut someone up? Duct Tape lets ya do it...
... in fact, we should employ this tech-
nique just a little bit more frequently.
some people like to use their Duct Tape to have a little fun.
yup, old boy, here, is havin' a gas. until he gets gas, that is...
... but, this gal won't get any gas.
she does have to Pee, though...
... as does this guy. wow. what a good friend that dude
on the left must be, huh? personally, I'd get a bucket...
... now, this guy isn't havin' any fun at all. see, you can
tell, 'cause he's gagged and stuff. his friends hate him.
here's how you can have a whole lot
more fun whilst Babysitting. oh, yeah...
... and, speaking of Babysitting, this guy must have done
something really bad. that, or pissed someone off. badly...
... like this guy did. yup. never piss off a batch
of Jokers, especially when you're outnumbered.
looks like Progress caught up with this Plumbers' Crack...
... maybe he should consider these. $119.00, by Perry Ellis.
now, this nice young couple is gettin' with the Program, here.
yup. too bad he didn't Duct Tape his head back into the Photo...
I found this rather disturbing image online.
I will call him, "FatBoy". that's 'cause he's fat.
now, here's something really disturbing. oh, my.
meet Duct Tape Man. he doesn't look very dis-
turbing, but he turned up in some Historical pics...
... like at that OJ Simpson (no relation) trial...
... and, what was he doing here, when old Jack Ruby
offed Lee Harvey Oswald? hmmm... Lone Gunman
Theory, my ass... it was a fucking conspiracy, I tell ya...
... well, time to go. I have to research this Duct Tape Man guy
in a little bit more detail... 'til next week, hasta la vista, Baby.
last week's Big Blog
IT'S NOT JUST FOR DUCTS ANYMORE
well, good morning, and a Happy Sunday, everybody! it feels
pretty good to be back in the saddle again, so to speak... after
the last 2 weeks of rehashed images, we're back at full strength
here at unbalanced... and, this Sunday, we've got a swell little
collection of photographs of... Duct Tape. yup. now, consider the
image up top: looks like an electronics shop. with Duct Tape. it
was invented to seal ductwork, but almost nobody uses it for
that, though, ya know it? oh, yeah. it's sometimes called "Duck
Tape", "90MPH Tape", or even just "Tape", but it's got 1001
uses, and you should always have a roll or two around the old
hacienda, eh? uh huh. come on, let's have a little look, shall we?
oh, my. this poor, stupid sap busted out his own car window.
it's a good thing he had some Duct Tape laying around. yup.
hey, it makes a good Band-Aid in a pinch, too... and,
speaking of pinch, supposin' ya click to enrage here?
Duct Tape is great for fixing broken toilet seats, too.
ever fall off of a broken toilet whilst Shteining? bad.
aahh, I just love this one. yup. Bondage and Humiliation. heh...
... looks like old girl, here, is in for some deep shit, ya know it?
hey! check out this temporary remedy for a Skull Fracture!
it's true... without Duct Tape, his brains would be all over.
ever want to shut someone up? Duct Tape lets ya do it...
... in fact, we should employ this tech-
nique just a little bit more frequently.
some people like to use their Duct Tape to have a little fun.
yup, old boy, here, is havin' a gas. until he gets gas, that is...
... but, this gal won't get any gas.
she does have to Pee, though...
... as does this guy. wow. what a good friend that dude
on the left must be, huh? personally, I'd get a bucket...
... now, this guy isn't havin' any fun at all. see, you can
tell, 'cause he's gagged and stuff. his friends hate him.
here's how you can have a whole lot
more fun whilst Babysitting. oh, yeah...
... and, speaking of Babysitting, this guy must have done
something really bad. that, or pissed someone off. badly...
... like this guy did. yup. never piss off a batch
of Jokers, especially when you're outnumbered.
looks like Progress caught up with this Plumbers' Crack...
... maybe he should consider these. $119.00, by Perry Ellis.
now, this nice young couple is gettin' with the Program, here.
yup. too bad he didn't Duct Tape his head back into the Photo...
I found this rather disturbing image online.
I will call him, "FatBoy". that's 'cause he's fat.
now, here's something really disturbing. oh, my.
meet Duct Tape Man. he doesn't look very dis-
turbing, but he turned up in some Historical pics...
... like at that OJ Simpson (no relation) trial...
... and, what was he doing here, when old Jack Ruby
offed Lee Harvey Oswald? hmmm... Lone Gunman
Theory, my ass... it was a fucking conspiracy, I tell ya...
... well, time to go. I have to research this Duct Tape Man guy
in a little bit more detail... 'til next week, hasta la vista, Baby.
last week's Big Blog
expunged by doctor chip @ 7:51 AM
2 Comments:
LOL, I'm actually watching Oswald and this photo/film footage on the History channel right now.
You're right, duct tape man was there.
Sorry haven't been around, I'll try to be better.
Now... off to tape up our toilet seat. Good idea. =OP
Duct tape is a panacea.
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