A McCHORUS LINE

AND THAT'S TOTALLY McFUCKED UP
well, how do ya like that? old Ronnie Boy, here, is singin' and
dancin' up a McStorm. well, fuck him. I hate his guts, just for the
record. yup. first of all, he's a clown, and I hate fucking clowns.
all of 'em. they can all go straight to Hell, if'n ya ask me. now,
second, there's lots of dirt on him, out there on the Internets...
... I've been servin' it up all week, but there's too much, see?
so, I had to go and put it into a Big Blog. seems old boy's got a
lot of people fooled, but not me, no sirree-Bob. I can see right
through that evil bastard's thinly veiled disguise of burgers,
Filet-O-Fish and Happy Meals. that fuck. he needs to be killed.
I did a little research on him, though. indeed. it's all here, it's all
good, and you can click to enrage everything but the animation,
too. so, come on... latch onto a Big Mac and Fries, there, get some
Chicken Fuckin' McNuggets, grab yourself an extra large barf
bag and Pepto Fucking Bismol, and hey- just scroll on down...










Ronnie Boy isn't just the face of the company, ya know. nope.
forget about Ray Kroc. Ronnie Boy is also the CEO at Mac's.
he's no slouch, either. he got there by coming up with iconic
slogans, like, "You Deserve a Break Today", "I'm Lovin' It"...










... and the new, up-and-coming,
"Yes, You Can Has Cheeseburger".










he also developed the new McBarbie. free in
Happy Meals, it helps brainwash the kiddies...










... as if they need it. Hell, even the Amish go to McDonalds.










speaking of brainwashing, he gets all the girls to do
anything he wants. yup. just check out this McBitch...










... he's even got a stable full of McStrippers.










yet, people even idolize him. get an eye-full of this giant
float from the McMacy's Thanksgiving Day McParade...










... and this McStatue. it's McGay. yup.










some peeps will do anything for him. even Britney Spears...










... and the King, who's lettin old boy,
here shave his Royal head for him...










... uh-oh, it looks like old Ronnie Boy went too far this time...










... I mean, after all, he is a sneaky little fuck...










... and he's also a McCannibal. here he is in the Park...










... and, here he is being escorted away from the Park.










most people don't know it, but, old boy loves his Porn...










... a little too much. this shot is of a child molestation bust...










... one poor kid's Dad nearly put a McCap in his ass...










... but, the McCops put him into protective McCustody.










oh, fuck it. I'll kill the McBastard myself...



...adios. watch out for them wacky clowns...

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