CHARLTON HESTON

IS CHUCKLES THE CLOWN
we interrupt this Big Blog to bring you a different Big Blog.
yup. when I got up this morning, I put on the TV News, only
to find out that old Chucky Heston, here, died yesterday. oh,
my. now, Chuckles was a pretty good shit, really, so I thought
we'd take a small look back at his life today. oh, yeah... I had to
scramble a bit to find some decent images on short notice, but
we got 'er done, so to speak. hey, the click-to-enrage feature is
even in full effect here. boooh-yah! that includes the top image,
there, which says, "Thou Shalt Not Shtein" in even larger font
if'n ya enrage it. you bet. but, hey~~ what are we wastin' time
here for? grab yourself a box of popcorn... you're gonna need
it for this here movie star... so, come on, let's scroll on down...










here's a screenshot from one of his older
movies, "The Top Ten Commandments".





















here's the movie poster from the sequel.










"where's your Messiah NOW, Moses?"





















he was in "Soylent Green", too...










... and, here's the only memorable
seventeen seconds from that film.










Chucky-Boy was the President of the NRA for a while.
what a bunch of gun-happy bastards, those guys. yup.










he wrote a book, and stuff, too...





















... here he is as the Last Man on Earth, Dr. Robert Neville.
"Omega Man" was better than the remake, "I Am Legend".










ya see? it's a mystery why he didn't win more Oscars...










... especially considering scenes like this one
from "Planet of the Damn Dirty Apes"....










... I mean, hey~ it was good enough to make
these action figures, ya know it? hmmm...





















... and there's even a life-size
action figure of him in a museum...










... but, the fact is, the Academy didn't like the guy too much, 'cause
he was the horniest guy in Hollywood. oh, yeah, this guy would fuck
anything that moves... here he is going Interracial in "Omega Man"...










... he was a well-known Ape-fucker, too, ya know...










... not to mention the fact that he was just a wee-
bit gay. not that there's anything wrong with that...





















... but, to his credit, he was the consumate professional.










speaking of remakes, I think you'll enjoy this.










Damn you all to Hell... you blew it up...




see ya next week...

last week's Big Blog